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I definately wouldn't put up with it ............ it's not nice and i'd like to think i'd never do it but lets just say sometimes my patience wears pretty thin ...........

You're right that is a tough one but i think if miss USA had a bikini on she'd probably eat it ...................... if you get my drift

Still being followed by the mafia, eh Jimbob? Followed by, I am the Mafia More like Baby Bouncer for Mothercare Ahh, Mr. Sumo you lurker!!! FPMSL mate YKT I'm no baby bouncer I slap him around cos he asks me too sorry james i know you told me not to tell anyone.......................

James are you jealous of george !!!!

I dont know what you're talking about he just makes me jealous cos his fingernails look better painted than mine

when annoying people keep breathing ..................................

Guys dont be so harsh there's nothing wrong with the odd piercing the one in my tongue works just fine

When you taking me for a ride then sweetie !!!

FPMSL.......................................Sorry mate

Well i'm sure as you're so put out by all this comotion of your dearly beloved that you never EAT/DRINK/USE the stuff she buys at all these different shops But failing that to stop you moaning at her i'm sure she wouldn't mind you going and doing the shopping yourself. But credit to james the times he's took me he never moans

Or better still bounce his head of the bonnet like his football bounced off yours

Do it Do it But then again a bunch of keys is far easier to hold and does a better job on the paintwork.......................................oops did i say that out loud i was thinking it quietly

The Ghosts of Me and You - Less Than Jake