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I lost mine in august the same month as my birthday 2006 just gone i definately know how you feel he died of kidney failure too I remember the first day i picked him up in my arms as a kitten and you probably do too one minute you think you got em forever and the next all you're left with is memories R.I.P Greebo Hopefully our furry little critters are up there giving someone else hell cos it's the things they do that annoy you the most are the things you miss the most when they're gone good luck mate xx

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Is that the only pussy you can get in your motor

Of course...............Why, what other way do you take it Nothing dear in the innocent way you meant it what else

My horns are always good

I have plenty of room...................If you leave Jimbob at home, you may even have a fun time Meant in the most innocent way I'm sure

This is me

I'd love to but it's a mission to get there and back in the same evening

Hun we're all pleased for you and i'm sure when the women are swooning at your feet it'll have nothing to do with your aftershave

Oi we aint all bad

I work with someone called scott and he's just as much hard work as james is

I dont know where 90% came from my percentage definately aint that high especially having to get up at 4.30am every morning to start at 6am but then again i feel like i work at the circus with the amount of clowns there

Was that a case of....................................I've never gone to bed with an ugly bird but i've sure woke up with plenty

Dont bank on it mand he's already got the hump over somehing else what a surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry sweetie i knew there would be someone i'd forget but yes it was nice to meet you too But thanks posse i love my coat too I did have a ford racing jacket but someone else has that now mentioning no names.......................Jimbob

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well it's not my fault you're on here in stealth mode i cant see you hence i get busted not good

At least it's only the car that was a write off glad you're ok

I kid you not he could moan the back leg off an iron donkey

Gobstoppers should do the trick, either that, or I will get you some ear plugs xxx Really I didn't think they made em housebrick size and anyway with earplugs i can still see your lips moving or maybe next time if you moan enough you'll use up all the oxygen in the car and i'll hopefully pass out through lack of air to breathe xxx

I think mand was right some men can get the hump james had more hump than a camel it almost made me wish i was deaf But it was nice to meet johnnyh and g/f and flash cadillac and not forgettin bash and his errrrrrrr nice choice of colour umbrella. Mand it was nice to finally put a face to person and briefly met knightrider, and also Jo & Driver & said hi to Posse, think that's everyone i'm terrible with names but nice to put a few faces to em I love the ace cafe meets but hopefully wont have to swim back next time oh and if anyone has any suggestions on how to save on my earache for next time suggestions would be greatly appreciated...............hey james what do you fancy gobstoppers or superglue either of them should do the trick xxx

Proper Quality I wish my last waiting room visit at the vets was as funny but you took it on the chin top man !!!

I work in a shop and i saw 2 women have a punch up at the returns desk one smashed the other over the head with a tin of paint cos she thought she pushed in the queue in front of her and after smashing her over the head proceeded to strangle her and smash her head into the counter it was proper QUALITY

second it And i used to love watching their cute behinds jump into them cars