Smudger105e

So it's not right then that old adage... like father, like son?

fuller figure? What, like mine?

I thought it was Bill Bailey and Dave Sparky.

88% pork and 2% ham, does that means the other 10% is garlic? Too much even for Rich "pile on the garlic" Burns!!

I think Burns meant by Queen, so my fav is Smoke on the Water by Deep Purple

Burns, keep ME in control? Surely King Spam is the one that needs that. btw Rich, have you eaten the galic spam I bought you?

That'll be Burns then...

But it wouldnt be right, both of us in there!!

What colour shower?

Now that Kermit the Frog....

I'm not? OK, I'm not, as long as no-on etakes me seriously, that's fine Was Roland Rat a water vole?

a bit sarcastic that, wasn't it? sorry

Was Spit the dog a wolf? lol

Heh, sorry chaps

You tell 'em Mumsie

http://www.dailymotion.com/visited/sear ... e-a-monkey

What a tw*t. Not much sympathy from his mate though

My every day car (Rover 620 SDi) has RDA on the 'plate, Recommended Daily Allowance?

Conveniently it won't run, suspect it's because of the 10 year old petrol in the tank...

Is it just us men? Why is it EVERY time wifey and me go out of the house, she nips to the loo first. Every time. Ask Burns. I think it is probably the only place that we get peace!! And yes, Mk2_escort_chick, if you sit there too long your bum goes to sleep, acquires a ring of confidence, and sometimes the control of leg muscles dimishes too!!

Rumour has it you crash most things you drive...

And burns' last car had the number RNE (Rich 'n' Essie)

But the women would be rather old now in an '80's Escort...

If I'm a junior, what does that make you, Junior, junior Junior?

Deuce Coupe has to be said Doose Coop a la American Graffiti surely? Hehehehe I would have chosen Smudger (all Smiths are Smudgers but I dunno why) and as the nick was already nicked, I added the 105e on. Except I have only one 105e and two 123e's. Sort of.