Smudger105e

Just to say the two cats we now have are not the two we had when Burns was growing up. Draw your own conclusions.

cork? never, would bend over and shoot the cat.

I had a mate who was knackered the day afetr a good drinking session, so he bought a bottle of Lucozade for some energy. And couldn't get the lid off!!

I had to laugh out loud at this thread!!

What should I buy your mum, Rich?

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Unfortunately, I am well endowed in the area of man boobs And No probs, son!! lol

And HUGE boobs are not everyones cup of tea either... it is said that any more that a hand (mouth) full is a waste...

Looks aren't everything. But a pretty face is as important as boobs, bum, GSOH, character, you know, the whole package, but you can live with one or two areas not 100%, just as one does with their own self image. I bet we all have bits we like and bits we don't like. Of ourselves I mean!!

Sure, but how will you split the tin of extra smelly garlic spam?

And what Burns forgot to say was.... you have 24 hours to get the answers back to us...

No, I will foot the bill

I think I'll go back to contacts, I used to wear them when I did refereeing, but havent worn them for some time now. Are the 'wear for a month ' ones soft lenses, and do you just change them yourself?

Thought that was only as old as the doris you feel...

18, eh? One day, long long ago, there was a lad of 18 called Smudger. His kids are older than that now. And he don't feel all that old, honest!!

dont care, who cheats wins.

like yours?

Better add me I guess

Can't say I noticed her face...

Ok, will do, and I will provide the tim of extra smally garlic spam to the winner too. But this lot will just cheat on most questions lol

Why's that then... Son

I wonder if there's any way I could post the quiz here.... Rich?!?!?!?!?

http://www.anglia-models.co.uk/faoc-nmgphoto2006-19.htm Its me in the first pic (no, not the outside of the Pub!! And that's Mummy Burns there too It is me in the last picture of the series too, coz I lost the answers to one page of the Christmas quiz!! lol

Went bowling once in East Grinstead with a group of lads and their wives from work. The bowl at East Grinstead has a bar upstairs, with full length glass windows which was just above the lane appraoches. Well, there was this girl standing there, short skirt, and yes, she was wearing white knickers, and everyone, wives and all, knew she was there. And I tell you, when you had bowled and were walking back off the lanes there was nothing you could do but glance up, and did the women take the piss out of us guys!! But they looked too

Can I ask a question? How did a thread about the need (or desire) for an adult room arrive at the subject of tin can telephones?