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And the dogs over the way barking

Must remeber to unplug the phone when I go to sleep in an hour though.... bloody call centres!!

I'm here too, how many of us on nights then?

Rich, you mean Cotmanhay or the Ruffs?

Can you have a Brazilian on a moustache?

And I'm surprised that Lock, Stock didn't appear on Burns' list...

Ah, Blues Brothers, class film. Watched it over Christmas. Apparently John Belushi was stoned most of the time, they had to keep going out to find him. It was the Coke that killed him I think...

Yes thank you Rich, I get quite a lot of "Bwian, go and tidy your room" and "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy". My fav films? 633 Squadron (Johnny Briggs was no good flying a Mosquito) ET (I cry every bloody time!!) Green Mile Porky's Monty Python's Holy Grail or Life of Brian, can't make my mind up...

Ooooo, did you see my kebab? Classic!!

I'll sit it for you Rich. Core Pore ate Lore. Was that it? Enjoy it. Love Daddykins

Florida is always good, and not as expensive as you might think...

Challons Way is a 40 mph limit, it's there that I got my last 3 points (and what do points make?) but I was doing 62 then. Didn't know the works' 1.7 dTi astra went that quick!!

It was an orange Dawes Celeste, a racing bike (no mountain bikes back then!). It had white front forks, because the originals were not brazed properly, snapped off and I slid up the road on my face!! Ever tried to drink frothy chocolate with a fat lip? Impossible!!

When I was a lad, the real men had either a Honda SS50 or a Yamaha FS1-E. The poorer ones had a Puch Maxi. I had a pushbike

What wrong with the 40's, or 45's or 47's Mind you, 40's are ok if they are a matching pair, twins like Have a good 'un Jo

That the one that's been parked on Challons Way in Ilkeston all week? Been past it 8 times, and not speeding once!! And I forgot it was there every time!!

I agree, I have found it reasonably good for selling stuff, not so good for buying stuff, and was useless when I tried to get it to help me lift the engine out of the Anglebox...

Rich, Where you learn that techie stuff?

With extra smelly french garlic, DA?

The vast majority of banger cars are dogs, and not worth saving. Been there, done that, got the whiplash!! I raced several A60's, a morris 1300, 1800, Wolsley 1500 etc, and never paid more than £20 for a car. My Brother (anyone know Buster who raced at Arlington?) has been into it big time, and he has never raced a car that is worth saving. In all probability that Escort van was rotten. Just coz it's an OSF, don't mean it's necessarily worth saving, especially back then, when a rotten Mk2 Escort was just that, a rotten Mk2 Escort...

Burns and I are working on it, but we don't want questions that can be easily googled!!