Smudger105e

Did have an Escort estate, 1.8 DTi, but it was just about the most unreliable car I have ever owned. I scrapped it with 8 months MOT still on it. Only the Austin 1100 Princess I had 25 years ago was more unreliable. I now have a Rover 600 2.0 DTi, which is a peach, cosidering it only cost me £150 to buy...

I think you look more like Kris Marshall...

The ones I post are from Dailymotion, and under the video is a box which says embeddable player. Copy and paste this text over, do a bit of tweeking, and Bob's your Uncle, Fanny's your Aunt!!

Ziggy (on remebered that watching it!!) must have been really crap, the way Al had to keep bashing it on the side!! But what you could do if you were invisible... mmmm or is that just my twisted mind... I also want to be the Invisible Man, have Harry Potter's Cloak of invisibility...

Look up. see what's happening and say, "Oh, Boy". Sam Beckett's catchphrase!!

Another exploding teen boy!! And I promise not to post any more videos today!!

I don't think calling someone Indian is racist. That is like saying that calling me English is racist. The other bits I've heard are in my opionion, just ignorance by the others. I don't like racism. I don't understand why people are racist. What I have heard so far does not seem racist to me. And I have found in my life the biggest racists are often the black members of society with a huge chip on their shoulders (yes I know it's a sweeping statement, but I don't say ALL).

This made me laugh out loud, What pillock!!

Try limping to work, probably more appropriate

How do you deliver a frige to a second floor flat? And yes, you just KNOW that is gonna happen!!

Burns, Mummy wants to know if you are Ok? And did the B'stard stop? Daddykins

Fourth vote for the pickled onion monster munch. And hedgehog flavour, remember them?

I bought the deluxe from Looms' Car Showroom...

Only ever raced at Arlington...

Whats the history subject, all us old 'uns remeber most of it!!

One I was tried with when I was an apprentice.. Fitter: You know when you have a w*nk in the bath, the spunk floats? me: Does it? Fitter: You were supposed to say yes!!

Is it? I thought it was rather yummy myself. Now when it comes to or at least the stiff in bottles, now that is disgusting...

Oh yes, verey nice 'box you got

Yes, Son, I was afraid to tell you in case the old problem started again, but take some Calpol when it does and you'll be fine...

Um, yes. I am Club Chairman, the big fella with the glasses.

I spoke to you at the NEC Daggle me ol' mucker. Didn't know you were Old Bill then though, lol

The 'off' switch fitted to youngsters is a teaspoon of Calpol, although there are restrictions regarding date of first registration...

Now surely guys, you need an IC piston engine for your OSF's dont you? Took these piccies of one that might suit at work last week. It's a V12, could you shoe-horn it in the engine bay? And yes, that is a big boy's turbo on the end!! Now, just how to line the baby up with the spines on the gearbox...