Smudger105e

In the Anglia Club, our Club historian is our nominated contact with DVLA, and we have a responsibility to check the provenece (right word?) of cars that have no V5 or V5c. Anything helps, old tax discs, old MOT's, the original number plates, any other historical documents. Not sure who you would have to contact for a mini though... The car below was re registered in 1988 and does not have its original number, but I could easily (and without charge) obtain the original number, because I have the old green log book, 1960's tax discs etc. Dunno if I can be bothered though...

Rich, Daddykins went to a grammAr school, so watch it!!

ffs!! What's with the scaffold pole exhausts, paint scrapers sticking out the front and all the oil coolers just bolted on the front with the pipes flapping? Those guys need something better to do with their time and money. Have they never heard of women?! They'd never pull one in those heaps of poo.

New hoax - beware Hoax warnings don't usually scare me, but this one is important. Please send this to everyone on your email list, please help to stop this from getting out of control and ruining hundreds of peoples lives. If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your arse, DO NOT - UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES - show them your arse. It is a scam; they just want to see your arse. I wish I'd got this yesterday. I feel so stupid.

Should that not be I'm a go with the (pre) cross flow?

All put on your spam muffs, Burns will be back on within 20 hours!!

like father like son?...

Hehehe, thats what we said with our second one. From first contraction to plop on the bed was barely 3 hours!! Burns on the other hand took something like 24 hours, he never did recover from those forceps...

Yeah, he did the voiceover for Park Life. He was also in Time Gentlemen Please, where Al Murray said to him every week, "Terry, you're barred". Nice Granny Ghia Coupe too...

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And if Dark Angel and Burns are the same person, I've been missing out on something somewhere...

He looks well naffed off. The cheat way is to pay some1 else to do it!!

was the nope about me or fleet? If it was me, do you think I should ask my wife? lol.

I think she's a bit old for you mate And too young for me

Well, folks, I went and saw Burns tonight, to give him the train tickets he was hoping to get in time for the weekend. Poor chap is a bit down, he said for me tell the OSF bunch he has had a shit weekend. He apparently (he will correct this when he got back) went to get a coach to Mand's but the fare was £40 which was a bit much for a pauper student, so he went to the trains, which were even more, so, rather depressed, he caught a coach to his g/f's. He thought "I know, I'll ring Mand and tell her I'm not going to make it". Then he thought, "FFS, some fook wit has stolen my mobile". Which is why we can't raise him on it. Someone has lifted it. He is insured, but is waiting for a replacement. To try to cheer him up, I took him a tin of spam from you lot, one with extra smelly french garlic in it, coz Burns likes gaaaaaaaaaaaarlic. Be gentle with him when he gets back, like you lot can!! He didn't even go to the NEC clothes show with his g/f. When his brother went to another show that was on at the same time as the clothes show a few years back, he looked at the girls there and said, "result, fanny fest". I don't know where they get it from....

Colour - All kinds

To try to induce Burns we... no, wouldn't embarrass him, but she was up a ladder painting the ceiling on D Day -2!!

I texted Burns the other day, no response. I hope he just forgot to take his phone charger...

The guy driving the Jensen was called Rich Smith. Would that have been our very own Burns?

The box(es) have been parked outside our house until last weekend, they are now in garages, all three of them. Except the Estate which is in Lincs, that'll make 4 boxes then We are on the Barratts Estate that backs on to Longfield Lane...

Me and Burns lived in Hucknall when we first moved to the Midlands. I work in Sandiacre too, or Stabbo, right on the Border of the two. Who you work for Daggle?

I'm waiting for one to come through, 36 mph in a 30. Taking the piss or what? It was in wifey's Ka too, not even the Anglebox!!

But there again I got this error message "Sorry, but we weren't able to add your signature to the petition, because our site is extremely busy at the moment. Please try again in a few minutes' time." Its 3:30 in the bleedin morning ffs!!

Done diddly doo dum