Speaking of Metros....(or Romet as I once saw one badged in Banbury!)
My first car was a Chuvvit & one night I was driving down past where this bird lived that I fancied like mad. Anyway, she was out front with a couple of her mates, so old Tinky thought he'd try to impress her. Booted said Chuvvit past her place & managed to lose it, ending up planted in the side of a 6 week old Romet (this was 1987!) £125 to repair my car, £1500 to put the Romet right....
Another Romet incident was when I raced this muppet in his ma's Romet Vanden Plas again in the Chuvvit. He was trying to impress his mates in the car & tried to overtake me in the town but I wouldn't let him past. We were rapidly approaching a roundabout, neither letting up on the gas, & proceeded to come together. Mummy's boy hit the traffic island, I just got the hell out of there so didn't see the aftermath....
He did track me down a few weeks later, as a lime green Chuvvit in a small town is hard to hide. Result - Chuvvit 1 Romet 0!