mexman123

Chicken and Spinach Balti..........Yum.

Fat Twat.

Think i would rather see a bit of rust than a naff matt black all over paint job... Not my car though..

Dont get it myself either??? Just looks like a very poor DIY aerosol paint job to me... Each to there own i suppose....

Having Mexico stripes on a car in an insurance companies eyes, would make it more of a theft attraction, would it not?? Hence why they tend to kick up a fuss. The way i look at it is, if i offered you a premium, ie £200 for the year, would you promise to pay out for any damage that i caused with my car, to my car, and also if it got stolen?? Most people would probably say, bugger off, no its not worth it...well thats how it is to an insurer, they are the ones taking the risk...not the person paying the premium...

Keep the faith mate, you have come this far and we are all really proud of you for your determination... Do it and carry on doing it for your missus and your health, just keep telling yourself that. How proud do you think your missus is that you have managed to kick the drink?? I would say very proud...Show her and everyone on here that you are a strong person and make us all proud on here too. I for one say 'well done' for having the guts to stop and not give in to temptation. Keep at it mate and it will all come good in the near future... WELL DONE!!

Ever though whats underneath that underseal brown stuff on the front?? Yep, got it in one....RUST. Bet you a pound to a penny, its a rotten as a fart under there, hence why its been done..... Its gonna need replacing, bet ya.

Yep, its true, by excessively drinking too much water...it can actualy kill you! There was a case very recently in the papers of a guy who basically overdosed on water....DEAD.

15 cans of fosters I would be on my back after 4..... Well done though for kicking the booze, hope you feel better for it too.

Ha Ha, some classics there. The other thing that pisses me off....I walk around a showroom and used car pitch all day, in a daft looking company suit type uniform with a name tag on my lapel with the name of the garage in 1 inch tall letters across my pocket on my jacket, and some twonka will walk up to me and say 'do you work here?' WTF, no i just thought i looked rather trendy and cool dressed like a total dork and i like spending my spare time walking around car showrooms!!! Jeeesus... And....I have just done a 10 hour day, for 6 days on the trot, its Sunday evening at 5 minutes to 5pm, all the cars have been brought in off the front service road, locked up, keys locked away, and some fooker who has had all fookin week and weekend to look at cars walks in..... For fooks sake, are we not allowed a life?? And to top it off, you can guarantee the tossers who normally do this are obviously RETIRED!!

Lucky sod, Cornwall is beautiful, even in the rain....

^^ This should be a good thread, there must be some corking stories out there of thick or plain stupid members of the public....

When you say you were in the process of taking out a policy in your own name on your fathers car (that was already insured by him) and you were waiting for the documents? You can't do that... You cannot insure something you do not own, and you can't insure the same thing twice..

OK, Scenario......I am a car salesman working for a large multi-franchise dealership in Birmingham..I take a phone call from an Asian doris in London , enquiring about a car up for sale for £13495. Customer;. 'Will you accept my offer of £8000 plus my Vectra 2.2 2001 'y' reg. (in broken english. Me; No, we are too far away from having a deal Her; What do you mean? Ring me back when you have accepted my offer... I dont even bother wasting my time ringing her back.. Next day... Her; Rang you yesterday, are you accepting my offer? Me; No... Her; Why not? Me; Because you are saying that you want in theory £5500 for a 10 yr old Vectra.. Her; £8000 plus my Vectra..(in broken english still) Me; No, its not going to happen. Her; OK, £9000 plus my Vectra Me.; Getting totally pissed off, and with genuine people looking at cars on the pitch, puts the phone down. She rings back...Why will you not accept my offer Me; Because you are no-where near having a deal, you are in London, and want me to value your car that i hav'nt seen and you want £4500 for a car worth £1000. Her; No, i am offering £9000 plus my Vectra By now, i am getting really fooked off... Me; No, Her; Let me put my husband on. Me, No, i havn't got time for this, i'm busy Her; Your busy?? Me; Yes, i am trying to earn a living and keep a roof over my head, drive up from London, bring your car and have a look at ours. Her; No i'm not driving a long way. FFS !! Me; puts phone down again Her; She now rings back and complains to switchboard that i am rude and i have just lost a sale!!!! AAAAGGGGHHHH......FOOK OFF.... Anybody else work in retail and dealt with thick stupid customers??

I hated the bloke even before this programme...complete and utter fookwit.

BEAUTIFUL....

Plates are covered so the tea-leafs can't 'clone' another similar model car with that number. Obviously a genuine and cautious OSF'der, who recognises that can and does happen...

I noticed only yesterday, when looking on rightmove that all of Cornwall is now on there, and its bang uo to date, as the houses for sale on there have also got the sale boards outside...

That guys a ginger....nah' wrong bloke.

Rip the guttering down....that will fook their heads up.....

Love thy neighbour....'.Hellooo sambo'.. How politically incorrect was that programme? 'You white honkey' Ha ha , cracks me up every time, noticed that even 'Dave' channel dosn't even re-run that programme?? Wonder why?

The question is,,,,did he understand what he was doing when he commited the offence, aged 10? I think he did.... Does he regret it??? I don't think he does... Will he re-offend? ......Very probably. Lock him back up until he is aged at least 60, hopefully by then, he will be too old and frail to even think about re-offending. All at the tax payers expense of course.......

Took my mate 4 hours to get my drivers door off...that was with a proper original Ford pin removal tool,,,, He was proper pissed off.....on his way round, he said 'yeah, i'll have it out in no time with this'...... He was proper miffed after 4 hours..... Cost me a good round of drinks too......