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I got that in both knees a couple of years ago, I was well and truly fooked... all because i fitted tyres for a living, kneeling on a concrete floor taking wheels off can do more damage than you think, Thank fook i fooked that job off.

Just watched that, it made knots in my stomach the poor mother must have been at her wits end....

congrats all the best for the future

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wdqo9aO0fyo Tuuune!

TUUUUUNNNNEEEEEEE!!!

Cheers all i'll give them a bell in the morning

Does anybody know who makes manifolds for a mk1 fester, if so what carbs are required?

Happy Birthday pal..

Death of 1000 cuts then dropped in a vat of salt water..... make the fooker suffer

i'm having fook all , had food poisioning for the past 3 days.. not impressed . not been able to eat or drink a thing. On a positive , i've lost a stone in weight

Going to put some more oil in the XR2, because as fast as i put it in its coming out the bottom buggered if i can find the leak though

Here's mine

Fookin hell! did she leave a straight panel on it, 12 out of 10 for effort Glad she wasn't hurt. The wife did that to our type R when it was only 3 weeks old, .. It must be a Honda thing Cracking engine for the escort though, Waste not want not.

Welcome pal

Welcome to the site pal the fiesta is getting more popular on OSF. WOO! HOO!

I used to do that, when people pissed me off in ASDA. - A packet of SMALL condoms, ky jelly and Hemorrhoid cream. all dropped into their trolley Its great watching them deny them at the checkout

Couldn't drive a greased pole up a pigs arse, Couldn't drive a nail through a piece of wood, Couldn't drive cattle to market, If you fart and it stinks We used to say- " you want running through with a dead Christmas tree: " Hope your next shits a hedgehog" .. These are just the one that come to mind, i will post more as i remember them

Voted

King Quality! Looks like a new trend has started, King brilliant!

PMSL

Found £30 in my motorbike jacket, which i'd not worn for 12 months. Result

The only car that's styling is improved after a head on crash with a bridge support

I've had one ar*eh*le on Sainsbury's petrol station trying to tell me that the mk1 xr2 has the CVH engine fitted as standard not the crossflow . I just looked him up and down, then told him to "F**k off"! .. Wasn't having a good day that day (stressed with work). I'm not normally that abrupt, but i just couldn't be arsed trying to communicate with a dick......