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thanks to all who have added so far dave

no worries its dave old age gets us all, ive been told by some one that i used to have a short term memory problem caused by somthing or other i just wish i could rember that far back

thanks trev whens the next east midlands meet?

i have started a map http://mapmaker.donkeymagic.co.uk/index.php Login Name = old skool ford password = oldford i have added me and sebring so far its simple just login click on saved maps click edit zoom in on the map and click your location in marker name add your name and in popup put what you like then click add marker from this we can plot a good meeting point any probs pm me dont forget to save map after you have done

ok so i have seen loads of text asking for a midlands meet some say birmingham some leicester some notts ect how about you all add your locations to this and lets find some where thats good for everyone to get to as we are all spred out and i sugest either a saturday or sunday afternoon then go for a tour in the area a small scale of what rossmk2 sorted for the wales trip please add your thoughts i have started a map http://mapmaker.donkeymagic.co.uk/index.php Login Name = old skool ford password = oldford i have added me and sebring so far its simple just login click on saved maps click edit zoom in on the map and click your location in marker name add your name and in popup put what you like then click add marker from this we can plot a good meeting point any probs pm me dont forget to save map after you have done i will start the ball rolling flord escort @ barwell nr Hinckley

sounds good

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sounds good i might even camp if it aint throwing it down

is the hag going down the strip? i am going on sat i will see you there

not even a gang of paddys could could bugger a road up that well

as has been said you have the right to ask for photographic evidance and ask for the calibration records if you recieve these and your face is not identifable send a letter stateing all the names and addresses of people who could have been driving that car leagly on that day( about 15 people )you will be taken to court but not for speeding it will be for failing to identify the driver you can prove you have given all reasonable asistance the case would be thrown out this has worked for me i might be able to find draft letters if you want to risk it ? but this is a lot of hassle and could back fire badly for three points on a clean licence it i would put my hands up yerrrrr right

tickets arived today many thanks

the standard english axle fitted to all uk mk2 escorts is good for about 150 bhp up grade to either a plate (sliper) lsd or an ATB quaife unit and it should cope with 250bhp the numbers quoted relate to the final drive 3.09 gives high top end but not good off the line 3.9 is the best of both 4.1 good acceleration but limited top i use a 3.9 atb with heavy duty drive shafts. hope that helps

kev you are supposed to put it on your todger not smoke it

whats the last thing to go through a foxs mind when a some shell suit wearing corsa driving numpty hits it? a : its ar*e

i would make a bad day of it for the fox being spread across some shell suit wearing corsa driving numptys grill

thanks all we had a great time thanks ross and aled for sorting it all out and thanks for thoes who stoped to help me fix my car see you all at the classic ford show

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weather is looking good for sunday see you all at the services

sorry guys i know you are all being serious but i cannot get past the image of bog eyed brown swinging from a rope and before you all start on me dont forget he let the banks get this country so deep in the red that our grand kids will still paying the debt