Our old apprentice. We put a 3m length of metal conduit in one sleve and out the other, atttached him to a gantry crane, lifted him up about 10ft then all went and had a cup of tea
We also stripped him to his boxers last winter, tied him to the lampost ouside work and left him there in the freezing cold for about 15mins with a hot cup of tea on the floor right infront of him so it looked really warm and appealing!
I love apprentices