funny random facts

[tazrocks88]

> If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6

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> days you would have

> produced enough sound energy to heat one cup

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> of coffee.

> (Hardly seems worth it.)

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> If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9

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> months, enough gas

> is produced to create the energy of an

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> atomicbomb.

> (Now that's more like it!)

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> The human heart creates enough pressure when

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> it pumps out to

> the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

> (O.M.G.!)

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> A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

> (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

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> A cockroach will live nine days without its

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> head before it

> starves to death.

> (Creepy.)

> (I'm still not over the pig.)

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> Banging your head against a wall uses 150

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> calories a hour

> (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

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> The male praying mantis cannot copulate while

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> its head is

> attached toits body. The female initiates sex

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> by ripping the

> male's head off.

> (Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)

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> The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

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> It's like a human

> jumping the length of a football field.

> (30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

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> The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

> (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a

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> pond?)

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> Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

> (I still want to be a pig in my next

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> life...quality over

> quantity)

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> Butterflies taste with their feet.

> (Something I always wanted toknow.)

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> The strongest muscle in the body is the

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> tongue.

> (Hmmmmmm......)

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> Right handed people live, on average, nine

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> years longer than

> left-handed people.

> (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the

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> difference?)

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> Elephants are the only animals that cannot

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> jump.

> (Okay, so that would be a good thing)

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> A cat's urine glows under a black light.

> (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

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> An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

> ( I know some people like that.)

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> Starfish have nobrains

> (I know some people like that too.)

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> Polar bears are left-handed.

> (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

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> Humans and dolphins are the only species that

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> have sex for

> pleasure.

> (What about that pig??)

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> Now that you've smiled at least once, it's

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> your turn to spread

> these

> crazy facts and send this to someone you want

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> to bring a smile

> to,

> maybe even a chuckle.

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> In other words, send it to everyone !

> (and God love thatpig)

 

[GT_Jim]

A plod's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

 

is that true daggle?

[jay]

[tazrocks88]

haha forgot bout that

[S2 Dee]

What is a plod? (other than satisfied)

[Cookie]

[Slik 50]

What is a plod? (other than satisfied)

 

The swear filter turns "pi-g" into "plod" automaticly

[S2 Dee]

What is a plod? (other than satisfied)

 

The swear filter turns "pi-g" into "plod" automaticly

 

Cheers.