I want to be a.....

[X-pack-Glyn]

Tree!

[andrewg1323]

But trees cant drive!

 

And for some reason i had flashbacks to the mid 90s err prudential adverts

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

*** In Brummie Accent ***

 

"We Want To Be To-githa!"

[X-pack-Glyn]

Thats the one i remember now, i blame that ad for an incident years ago

 

Remember way back then in my il spent youth big gang of us pinched a massive fir tree, roots and all, and took it about the town with us, poor thing was refused entry to a few pubs and had to wait outside, a few of us got arrested that night, me included for "borrowing" a gargoyle.

apparently the fir tree and gargoyle ware returned to thier rightfull owners the next day, and we were cautioned over a tree, a gargoyle, and varios other garden items.

[retro_car_man]

i awoke ance to find a large metal heron in the front garden????

wernt me i dont drink!!!! looks fab in the rockery now tho

[andrewg1323]

haha my dad almost got put in a young offenders institute as a kid for cuttoing down the local lord of the manors favourite tree

 

Main issue was there were only 2 of that tree in the country or summat

[badchild]

We regularly put for sale signs up on peoples houses! the best one was afella who had been doing a bit of building to his house, we blocked up his doorway with concrete blocks in the middle of the night when dandering home from the pub, still to this day he dosn't know who did it

[Arched Escy]

We regularly put for sale signs up on peoples houses! the best one was afella who had been doing a bit of building to his house, we blocked up his doorway with concrete blocks in the middle of the night when dandering home from the pub, still to this day he dosn't know who did it

Hope he doesn't come on here then

[ZetecVan 2.0]

It's funny the stuff you do when drunk.

 

When we were in our final year in school we had a young english teacher who used to act at the Bradford Playhouse. We went down to see him in a couple of plays and he once took us to a pub in Bradford centre. So, one friday night after a few beers we went up to the playhouse and saw his van parked on the street outside. He had a Bedford camper van like the one below, which everyone called 'The Hearse':

 

 

So the four of us managed to 'bounce' it into the middle of the road, then let the tyres down and put a road cone on the roof.

 

We obviously didn't let on it was us but he asked if it was us who'd done it. 'Of course not sir'. I left school but the others stayed on another couple of years. I bumped into the teacher a year later and asked if he found out who'd done it. He said no, so I said 'I know. It was Paul Greaney (one of my mates who helped).'

 

I lost contact with Paul but we got back in touch and he came to my mates wedding. I told him that I'd told the teacher it was him. He said 'Ah, now I know why he would pick on me in class and mark me down for that final year'. Ooops.

 

Paul Greaney is now a top lawyer.

[Slik 50]

And I thought you were quite a plesent bloke Mike

[ZetecVan 2.0]

And I thought you were quite a plesent bloke Mike

 

I am. Honest.

[Trevmk3]

at college we moved one of the lads cars into the middle of the road, he came along later and looked baffled at why he had parked it like that (he was a bit dense though i must admit )

[mr 6ix]

If you were that drunk that you can remember what you did your not drunk enough!