Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

......job you've told someone you did?

 

I'm only asking because the other day this guy told us he made rubber d**ks for dollies and I creased up :lol::lol:

 

A mate of mine years ago told this girl he was trying to impress that he polished the blades on wind turbines to make them cut through the air better, making them more efficient :roll:

 

So I just wondered if any of you had done similar

Posted

You didnt fall for the polishing the blades one did you...Sab :oops::lol:

My mate would put down on his CV that he had worked in these fantastic jobs at places that never existed :o

Posted

I said I was drunk, then she walked away........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dunno why. :|

Posted

my mate is the worst for it, he can run off the biggest line of bulshit you evr heard. i've been out with him and he's a dolphin trainer, (we live in birmingham FFS :lol: ) he's an excavation expert and travels the world, (he really is a jcb drivr though :lol: )

Posted

I'm a Draughtsman (don't EVER call me a CAD operator!!!) and my Mrs thought I delivered beer when I told her when we first met....she was going out with an Airline Pilot at the time so I thought I had no chance, but I won her over eventually! :wink:

 

 

I once told a bird I was a Draughtsman and she had no idea what it was, so I told her that I installed those sausage dog things that old folks put at the bottom of doors to prevent draughts! Dosey mare bought it hook line and sinker!

 

What depresses me though is that I bet no-one on here under 30 has got the foggiest idea what a Draughtsman is have they? :sad:

Posted
I don't know what one is :oops:

 

Well what it is, is.................I go round to old peoples houses and install sausage dogs by the bottom of their doors to stop the draught coming in... :wink:

 

I must be one of them too then :lol::lol::lol:

Posted
I don't know what one is :oops:

 

Well what it is, is.................I go round to old peoples houses and install sausage dogs by the bottom of their doors to stop the draught coming in... :wink:

 

I must be one of them too then :lol::lol::lol:

 

:D

Posted
So come on....what is a draughtsman? I'm not falling for, someone who lays sausage dogs by doors for oldies :wink:

 

 

Think Technical Drawing, think failed Architect...that's us!

 

The requirements for the job being the ability to draw a stright line with a straight edge and give all the girls in the typing pool multiple orgasms at a moments notice! :wink:

 

Unfortunately it is a dying art. I was trained on a Drawing Board (back in the 18th century) but it's now all done on computer.....and all the fun has gone out of it, especially as typing pools disappeared years ago! :sad:

 

Bet you wish you hadn't asked now don't you

Posted

I've only used a drawing board at college (I have used a dyeline plotter though)! I was employed as a draughtsman when I was younger but now I'm an Engineering Technician as I do more than just CAD. Eventually I hope to be a Highways Engineer!

As you can tell I really wow the ladies with my job!! haha

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
×
×
  • Create New...