seriously what would you do

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

if you had a friend that stinks and never showers

 

i just dont bother with him any more its really bad he really does stink

 

all his teeth have rotted away too and he doesnt even wash his clothes tried telling him but he aint bothered

[nitrousnutter]

hmmm, thats a toughey, well for a start when its his birthday get him a flannel and some shower gel and other perfumery, and if that doesnt work tempt him round with the promise of some smelly manure or something then blast his arse with a steam cleaner nice and hot then throw jeyes fluid one him, problem solved....

 

its amazing what a few beers does to your mind lol

[Mrs O/H/C]

IF HE DOESNT WASH OR BRUSH HIS TEETH, THEN MAYBE HE HAS LOW SELF ESTEEM AND HAS GIVEN UP THINKING HE CAN CHANGE ANYTHING. IF YOU HAVE TOLD HIM THAT YOU FIND HIM OFFENSIVE THERES NOT ALOT MORE YOU CAN DO.

[FlashCadillac]

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sorry.... that was me stairing up her top

 

bet him a £10 he wont have a shower

[Wessie]

buy him a new cardboard box to live in

[Burns]

wait till he's passed out outside and use the hose on him, he might get the hint then

[Posse]

i would get a couple of these to clip onto his pockets.

 

[Vista]

When I did my engineering apprenticeship with the navy, we had a guy like that sharing the room with us (8 of us as I recall) We took to dragging him out of bed in the middle of the night and dropping him into a freezing cold bath. It took a few weeks but he got the message