Dom Posted September 14, 2007 Report Posted September 14, 2007 My brother just met him in Iraq! The man's a legend!
Burns Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Lol! random! whats he doing there? KICKING ASS!!!
Arched Escy Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 every time you masturbate chuck norris kicks a mexican baby in the face
Trevmk3 Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 pull all the troops out and just let Chuck reek havoc on the iraqis, then when hes done he could go to Afgahnistan, Iran, North Korea, Russia
Messenjah Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 CHUCK NORRIS can touch mc hammer !
mk1ian Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Chuck Norris doesnt sleep, he waits
mr squidian Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 did you know, When chuck norris does press ups, he doesnt push himself up, he pushes the world down
mk1ian Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
Arched Escy Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 some people wear supermans pyjamas,superman wears chuck norris' pyjamas
mk1ian Posted September 15, 2007 Report Posted September 15, 2007 Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
Dom Posted September 15, 2007 Author Report Posted September 15, 2007 One day Chuck Norris walked down the street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
Messenjah Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 Mr T once beat chuck norris at basketball so chuck invented racism to get him back
Gonzo Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 Chuck Norris eats diamonds and sh!ts gunpowder.
Burns Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 Mr T once beat chuck norris at basketball so chuck invented racism to get him back
mk1ian Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 chuck norris hides a pillow under his gun
CapriBoy Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
mk1ian Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Gonzo Posted September 16, 2007 Report Posted September 16, 2007 chuck norris hides a pillow under his gun Oh god that made me lol! I was sniggering for ages!
CapriBoy Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 ...and on the 7th day, Chuck Norris created God.
Trevmk3 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Chuck Norris doesnt break wind, he destroys it.
Burns Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Chuck Norris doesnt break wind, he destroys it.
Burns Posted September 17, 2007 Report Posted September 17, 2007 Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.
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