Am I going mad?

[ZetecVan 2.0]

I've been away for the weekend in Northumberland.

 

Yesterday we were looking round Bamburgh Castle, one of the other visitors (who was stood next to me as I was looking round one of the rooms) got a text message and called her son over. She said 'It's John. He says Leeds are winning 4 - 0'.

 

So, I look at my watch and it was ten past 12. I thought that's odd. Then remembered they were playing Millwall and it may have been an early kick off. I got to my brother in law (who we were with, and he's a Leeds fan) and tell him Leeds are winning 4 - 0.

 

Couple of hours later, I text my mate to get her to keep me up to date with the Bradford score. At about 4.15, we're losing 1 - 0, and she says 'And to make matters worse, Leeds are winning 4 - 0'.

 

I thought it was a result, and she said 'No, they're playing now you muppet'. They ended up winning 4 -2, but I've no idea how I heard they were winning 4 - 0, four hours before they were actually winning 4 - 0.

 

[Burns]

yes mike, you are going mad

 

 

that is a bit weird though

[Posse]

Mike you didnt exchange any fun fags did you?

[MK5]

could you go back and get this weeks lottery number please...?

[antz]

*twightlight zone music*

[bronze4door]

did you change your watch the wrong way

[Chris!]

I've been away for the weekend in Northumberland.

 

Yesterday we were looking round Bamburgh Castle, one of the other visitors (who was stood next to me as I was looking round one of the rooms) got a text message and called her son over. She said 'It's John. He says Leeds are winning 4 - 0'.

 

So, I look at my watch and it was ten past 12. I thought that's odd. Then remembered they were playing Millwall and it may have been an early kick off. I got to my brother in law (who we were with, and he's a Leeds fan) and tell him Leeds are winning 4 - 0.

 

Couple of hours later, I text my mate to get her to keep me up to date with the Bradford score. At about 4.15, we're losing 1 - 0, and she says 'And to make matters worse, Leeds are winning 4 - 0'.

 

I thought it was a result, and she said 'No, they're playing now you muppet'. They ended up winning 4 -2, but I've no idea how I heard they were winning 4 - 0, four hours before they were actually winning 4 - 0.

 

my mate whos got a season ticket for the bantams said that penalty shouldnt have been alowed but the rev disallowed a goal that shouldnt have been disalowed about 10 mins before so it made up for it

[ZetecVan 2.0]

my mate whos got a season ticket for the bantams said that penalty shouldnt have been alowed but the rev disallowed a goal that shouldnt have been disalowed about 10 mins before so it made up for it

 

That makes a change. It seems that most refs this season have being deliberately not giving us anything, and doing nothing to make up for their mistakes.

[Chris!]

well your on a role now, 1 draw at home, then 1 draw away, this weekend you'll have a win at home trust me

[Nettles]

The only possible explanation is that your were probably abducted by aliens.

Have you got a sore bum or maybe a small piece of metal wedged up your nose?

[ZetecVan 2.0]

The only possible explanation is that your were probably abducted by aliens.

Have you got a sore bum or maybe a small piece of metal wedged up your nose?

 

No, but I've got a sore nose, and a small piece of metal wedged up my bum.

[Mrs O/H/C]

GROUNDHOG DAY ???