Halloween warning !

[turner]

[Rick]

im more concered about 6 foot youths knocking on my door trying to raise drug money this year...

 

its not about a handful of sweets these days

[Burns]

i'll be at work, so i'm gonna be dodging pissed people in costumes stepping out in front of me

[turner]

Just hand out squares of laxative chocolate the greedy little gits wouldnt notice and you know theyd have a Halloween to remember ! round here its the fireworks through the letter box you worry about not half a dozen eggs lobbed at your windows.

[Burns]

screw a bit of board on the inside of your letterbox, that'd shit them up when they couldn't get it through and it goes off in their faces

[turner]

Already have the piece of ply screwed to the back of the letterbox put it up about an hour ago.the little chavy sods were letting off fireworks on the roof of the cars in the carpark at the back of mine the other nite.phoned the police they came out... 2 hours later !

[Burns]

i was going to get an air rifle and make a little camoflauged outpost in the tree in our front garden, all nice and warm and stuff (it's a big bushy thing) and scare stupid chavs from my outpost

 

then i realised that it's lame

[Twinkle]

i'll be at work, so i'm gonna be dodging pissed people in costumes stepping out in front of me

 

 

me too m8 lots of pissed students calling for ambulances cos they have fake blood on them, tossers think its funny

[johnny_h]

 

i could be asking for trouble, i hate this stupid AMERICAN tradition

[bmxdave]

My Dad says im not allowed an air rifle because im dangerous but id have so much fun if i had one.

 

I might just set the dog on them, although shes far too much of a scaredy cat to actually run at someone.

[tazrocks88]

i was going to get an air rifle and make a little camoflauged outpost in the tree in our front garden, all nice and warm and stuff (it's a big bushy thing) and scare stupid chavs from my outpost

 

then i realised that it's lame

 

if i knew i was gonna get away with it i would 2 only had the kids from next door come round anyway!!!

[Wessie]

little bastards, havent had any trouble this year, i did a couple of years ago, but amazingly the little shit lost both valves out of his moped tyres one night

[Grovesy]

King little chavvy rats i was gettin a few beers to take round my mates house and as i was walkin to his from the shop an egg comes flying from a golf window

 

Little c**ts got me right on the back of the leg!

 

I give them a mouthful, but they didnt stop

[Danmex]

I liked Scott Mills advice, use it as an excuse to get rid of unwanted house hold items, "here kids have this old coffe table/ broken kettle" etc. easier than going to the tip

[Fiesta Steve]

King little chavvy rats

 

I give them a mouthful

 

 

[Cookie]

I just finished work, 4000 smelly, sweaty students and 90 % of them in crazy fancy dress if I see another scream mask or girl from saw I'm gonna kill on site

 

Bring back smoking in pubs/clubs at least it masked the smell of smelly people

 

Although there where i few tasty witches who could of jumped on my broom

[Grovesy]

King little chavvy rats

 

I give them a mouthful

 

 

 

fell right into that one didnt I!..