X-pack-Glyn Posted October 31, 2007 Report Posted October 31, 2007 You will need.... 1 bucket full of water and a house brick. You will be in the lav with the door shut with said items, outside should be the wife dithering about with something or other.... in the bog with the door locked make a serieas of groans, gradualy getting louder and loader, it some point the wife will ask if everythings ok, you respond with "dear, i think i got a touch of the old constapation", try and keep the concvo going through the door and suddenly go into panic...AAAAAAAARRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH...at which point you will drop the brick from a great height into the bucket of water. ive tried it and the wife nearly had a heart attack
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted October 31, 2007 Report Posted October 31, 2007 lol... I'll have to give that a go.
jay Posted November 2, 2007 Report Posted November 2, 2007 mmm, think's i'll try that too............... lmao....
Escortavo Posted November 7, 2007 Report Posted November 7, 2007 ......and who mopped up the f**king mess ??
kevs mk3 Posted December 4, 2007 Report Posted December 4, 2007 just tried it and my missus told me to clean that fu****g mess up myself
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