chav bashing

[Burns]

haha, loved it last night, delivering pizzas in leeds and got an order in the middle of town (all the drivers hate going to town) so off i pootle, got to a set of traffic lights and this shitroen paxo pulls up next to me, you know the type, full bodykit, loud as you like, chav in the drivers seat, covered in spots looking at me and offering me on at the lights, then i looked past him and there was a (pretty standard looking) vw golf, obviously his mates, the other side of him (they wern't showing off like he was).

 

so sitting at the lights, he's inching forwards, bit by bit, revving his car, then letting it idle, then revving it etc... lights change, i hold my launch control, get grip, and i'm off. he revs the nuts off it, gets loads of wheelspin, and gets embarrassed badly. now the stretch of road doesn't let you go too fast because it's all corners, so i just took the corners at the speed i was doing, he slowed right down cos he thought he'd put it in the fence, needless to say when i stopped at the next lights he was looking a little pissed off

 

so, next lights, same thing, he's got wheelspin whilst i'm in the distance, then i pulled off cos i was at my delivery and he was following me down backstreets trying to race, so i pootled along at 20 (he couldn't get past) and pulled up at more lights. he pulled up fuming and his mates were properly laughing at him, he was doing the same thing with revving it and offering me on, so i just sat there, when the lights changed he got loads of wheelspin again, whilst i indicated left and pulled off

 

which now means that friday is chav bashing night in town

 

edit: i realise that was a lot of writing, i'm sorry

[antz]

love it burns

[mk14dr]

pwn'd

[surfingturnip]

get in there burnsey, always a laugh embaressing chavs

[Copey]

funny you should say that!! i had some tit in a saxo try to overtake me in my capri, i was doin 50(limit) and he was flyin up and tried to overtake, so i downed to 4th and sat for a couple of sec just keepin up with him, then gave him a cheeky smile and downed to 3rd...bye bye saxo

[jimbo]

edit: i realise that was a lot of writing, i'm sorry

 

Mate. Don't worry about it.....That's a just quick scrible for Mr (Verbal Diarrohea) Jimboshka

 

Good on ya......Can't wait 'til I've put the neccesary in my car to do the same. At the moment, I just have to cruise around, acting like I don't care to race.......

[Mr Sam]

its so funny when people sit there reving and inching forwards

 

i get in stage hold it at just over 1k then nail it as the lights change riding the clutch a bit soon as i know its going to grip pull the clutch right out and its nearly gearchange time, by which they have just stopped spinning

 

doesnt matter how much power youve got if your a tit and cant put it on the tar

[ZetecVan 2.0]

Nice one Rich... It's fun playing with the spanners who can't drive.

[Burns]

edit: i realise that was a lot of writing, i'm sorry

 

Mate. Don't worry about it.....That's a just quick scrible for Mr (Verbal Diarrohea) Jimboshka

 

Good on ya......Can't wait 'til I've put the neccesary in my car to do the same. At the moment, I just have to cruise around, acting like I don't care to race.......

 

not like mine's race prepped, bog standard 1.1 fiesta

[Kieran]

[CapriBoy]

woohoooooo!

 

osf 1, chavs 0.

[Rick]

its just great the way they think a chrome tailpipe and a big plastic outfit will make them racing gods

 

i used to whop them in a 950cc micra lmao