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My bum keeps itching.......***update & report***


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fpmsl you don't need a doctor when we have Dr Jo at hand. :lol::lol: Next we will be having a room.

 

Dr Jo's room - any problem she'll sort you out. :mrgreen:

will she :wink::mrgreen:

 

I'm sure she would, might be costly though :lol:

:lol::lol: i cant afford to pay :(:mrgreen:

 

she might take it in kind if you get her on a good day :lol::lol:

:mrgreen: is Jo ever having a good day :mrgreen:

 

Well Ive never seen it. :D

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fpmsl you don't need a doctor when we have Dr Jo at hand. :lol::lol: Next we will be having a room.

 

Dr Jo's room - any problem she'll sort you out. :mrgreen:

will she :wink::mrgreen:

 

I'm sure she would, might be costly though :lol:

:lol::lol: i cant afford to pay :(:mrgreen:

 

she might take it in kind if you get her on a good day :lol::lol:

:mrgreen: is Jo ever having a good day :mrgreen:

 

Well Ive never seen it. :D

:lol:

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fpmsl you don't need a doctor when we have Dr Jo at hand. :lol::lol: Next we will be having a room.

 

Dr Jo's room - any problem she'll sort you out. :mrgreen:

will she :wink::mrgreen:

 

I'm sure she would, might be costly though :lol:

:lol::lol: i cant afford to pay :(:mrgreen:

 

she might take it in hand if you get her on a good day :lol::lol:

 

:shock:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

THE funniest thread ever!

 

Nice one! I have had similar woes too mate. I used me birds toothbrush to scratch it.

 

Does the job. :thumbsup:

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:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

THE funniest thread ever!

 

Nice one! I have had similar woes too mate. I used me birds toothbrush to scratch it.

 

Does the job. :thumbsup:

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

I'll pass on the sandwichs thanks anyway :lol::lol::lol:

 

You could try throwing bubbly water over your rear end, the worms think the noise of the bubbles bursting is rain and come up out of the ground, simple, then as you say - fishing. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

Hope it's better today but thanks for sharing.... :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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Just to let you all know the wife got me some cream to shove up me hoop, seems to be ok, still get the odd itch.

 

trouble is the cream feels even worse than the itching, like those summer time guinness farts, you know the ones that seem to froth up your crack, well thats how it feels.

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Funniest thread ever, PMSL!! Though little too much information at times...... :wink:

 

We're all mates here and always willing to give lots of helpful advice :ykt::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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And I thought it was only women that were happy to discuss health stuff with anybody, including near strangers.

 

I am a doris :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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fpmsl you don't need a doctor when we have Dr Jo at hand. :lol::lol: Next we will be having a room.

 

Dr Jo's room - any problem she'll sort you out. :mrgreen:

 

Would a room for all sorts of problems not be better than one just for medical problems?

 

'Dear Jo...'

 

A friend of mine....

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