4parajon Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 I'm giving this one some serious thought Go on I dare you! > > > > > At last! A decent chain letter, as opposed to normal chain > letters/pyramid schemes. Costs nothing, and you can only win. > > Simply send this e-mail to nine of your mates. > > > > INSTRUCTIONS: > > Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton (with ventilation > holes of course), and send the carton to the person who is at the top > of your list. > > Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive > 823,542 women through the post. > > Statistically, among those women, will be at least: 0.5 Miss World > finalists, 25 models, 463 wild nymphos, 3,234 good-looking nymphos, > 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms and 40,198 bi-sexual women. > > In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, > and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. > > And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of > those that come back to you. > > > DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER > > > One bloke for example who sent the letter to only five instead of nine > of his friends got his original doris back, still in the old dressing > gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the > accusatorial expression on her face. > > On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with > since he sent off his original doris, moved out to live with his best > friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). > > While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above > me has already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering > from exhaustion. > > Outside his ward are 452 more packages. > > > YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL > > > This is a unique opportunity to change your life. > > No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities > that are only of interest to women. > > No obligations, no mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like > marriage or engagement. > > Do not hesitate......send this letter today to 9 of your best friends. > > > PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend or wife, you can send your > vacuum cleaner -- one of the women that arrives will know how to use > it. > > PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they > can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon be > undertaking!! >
4parajon Posted June 13, 2008 Author Report Posted June 13, 2008 Jo should be wary Wondered why Ian had asked for my address
MK2Ed Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 too... Only want to knob just the good ones though and send the others straight on their way...
ratman Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 too... Only want to knob just the good ones though and send the others straight on their way... But how do you know if there any good untill you "knob" them A bad shag is still a shag in my eyes and lets face it if us men make the vinager stroke its good un
MK2Ed Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 Aha no, no only the good looking sexy ones........... Or have I read it wrong and u just knob them through a hole in the box...
FredTransit Posted June 13, 2008 Report Posted June 13, 2008 Soon your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. How big a fookin house would you need??
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