help please help

[caprinerd]

there i was just getting into bed and heard my daughter get up to go to the bathroom heard door open and then she screamed as she is very nearly due to drop a sprog i dive out the bedroom expecting to see her in labour but no she`s standing there with bathroom door shut and just looking at me "whats happened" i ask her " its in there" so i throw the door open and " it " was a bat flying round and round and its still there so the question is how the f*** do you get a bat out of your bath room with a little opener at the top of the frame that measures 9" by 12"

need it out as i need to shower and grandaughter needs to bath.

[Trevmk3]

not sure mate, you could try and tame it though that might take a while

 

try cheese as they are like a flying mouse

 

failing that grab a coat and catch it with the coat

[lee_capri]

call batman

 

 

or shot it with a shot gun

 

what you want is a net like you would catch a buterfly

[caprinerd]

butterfly net now i didnt think of that where the fook do i get one of them

[lee_capri]

hunstanton

[Trevmk3]

just get a coat go in shut the door hold the coat up and catch the little barstool

[caprinerd]

coat it is

[Trevmk3]

make sure it aint a decent one incase it decides to shite all over it

[lee_capri]

ive got a sawnoff if you want to buorrow it you cant miss hit a bard door form 6 feet away any-further and it would have time to move

 

 

wolverworth's dothe net's i think

[oddball]

butterfly net now i didnt think of that where the fook do i get one of them

 

or a fishing net

[lee_capri]

or get some darts and throw it at it till you wing it

[lee_capri]

here roger i bet it's driveing you batty

 

have you caught it yet

[oddball]

A useful website

 

http://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Bat-in-Your-House

 

A fishing net is inappropriate to trap a bat. The bat can fit through the large webbing. A butterfly net is a good choice.

 

 

 

A tennis racket or baseball bat will injure or kill the bat. Please don't use this under any circumstances.

[Trevmk3]

why havnt i thought of this earlier

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[lee_capri]

not if you get him on the floor and stamp on him

 

 

i rekion it's eaten roger as he's very quite we beter send a search party or just call batman

[Trevmk3]

A tennis racket or baseball bat will injure or kill the bat. Please don't use this under any circumstances.

 

classic

[FredTransit]

SO?? WHAT HAPPENED?? Bats navigate by ultrasound so turn off the light and it may leave by itself. They are protected and you shouldn't kill it. The RSPCA will come out surprisingly quickly if you call them.

 

We were watching the telly with the window open (dark outside), and a little black flying thing came in and did a U turn, went straight back out. Our Jack Russell catches things on the wing and was sitting in the middle of the living room staring at the open window like WTF was that?? I know I wasn't imagining things as the dog saw it too, and doubt it was a bird as it went back out the open window instead of beating it's head against the unopen bit of the window. As I said they fly by ultrasound and can 'see' the open window better than any bird.

[oldbus]

if it was our bathroom i´d just open the door a bit, let the cat in and let nature take its course!!

 

Sorry not much help eh....?

[MightySprocket]

keep it as a pet and call it Kevin

[caprinerd]

called the rspca and the guy came in and looked in the bathroom came out and said "its a bat, youve got a bat in there, did you know that you have a bat in your bathroom"i just looked at him and said "why did i call you round" to which he replied " i thought you had gnats in there"

"why the f*** would i call you for gnats"

"i dont do bats "

"then get someone that does"

" er yeah i could do that"

so he calls someone they turn up 3 mins later the bat is in a box and gone

where do they find these people do they just put adds out for brain dead inbreds

and bats are a protected species and if you injure or kill one you in the gwarnu

[surfingturnip]

keep it as a pet and call it Kevin

 

*goes off to find kevin and perry soundtrack on youtube*

[Copey]

called the rspca and the guy came in and looked in the bathroom came out and said "its a bat, youve got a bat in there, did you know that you have a bat in your bathroom"i just looked at him and said "why did i call you round" to which he replied " i thought you had gnats in there"

"why the f*** would i call you for gnats"

"i dont do bats "

"then get someone that does"

" er yeah i could do that"

so he calls someone they turn up 3 mins later the bat is in a box and gone

where do they find these people do they just put adds out for brain dead inbreds

and bats are a protected species and if you injure or kill one you in the gwarnu

 

ha, we had a bat in our bathroom a couple of years back!!!

 

chased it round with a couple of fishin nets, eventually got it and threw it out the window

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

whats ghats

[FredTransit]

called the rspca and the guy came in and looked in the bathroom came out and said "its a bat, youve got a bat in there, did you know that you have a bat in your bathroom"i just looked at him and said "why did i call you round" to which he replied " i thought you had gnats in there"

"why the f*** would i call you for gnats"

"i dont do bats "

"then get someone that does"

" er yeah i could do that"

so he calls someone they turn up 3 mins later the bat is in a box and gone

where do they find these people do they just put adds out for brain dead inbreds

and bats are a protected species and if you injure or kill one you in the gwarnu

 

 

WTF?? You can't make this up! I did say they are a protected speciese

[caprinerd]

whats ghats

 

gnats (pronounced "nats) are little fly twats that bug the s*** out of people in warm weather

 

 

WTF?? You can't make this up! I did say they are a protected speciese

 

and here`s the good bit the brain dead one nearly s*** him self when he saw the snakes