parents are confusing sometimes...

[Copey]

basically i have been struggling to find a proper job at the moment and have just had part time work at tesco's, but they have over spent on the budget and ther is no longer any overtime, so instead of £400+ a month i am on £200, and my parents have been tellin me to find another job so i can earn more money, and i have found i can move to a different tesco store and get more overtime, but now my parents are telling me to stay where i am...anyone elses parents like this? its quite annoying!

[bortaf]

Yes mate

unfortunatly i'm approaching "that age" where (appaerntly) you go totaly crackers as well

or so my kids keep telling me

[antz]

yep.

 

my dad will leave me for dust in his escort when we go driving. when i left him behind i got moaned at

[caprinerd]

my old mab shut his van door with the key in it , so he walked round to the passenger sidetook out a hammer and walked back to the drivers side, and smashed the window, i just looked at him in dis belief and asked why he did it when he could have just got the keys, he looked at me then the keys ,then the hammer, then the window and walk in doors.

now that allways has had me confused

[Copey]

my old mab shut his van door with the key in it , so he walked round to the passenger sidetook out a hammer and walked back to the drivers side, and smashed the window, i just looked at him in dis belief and asked why he did it when he could have just got the keys, he looked at me then the keys ,then the hammer, then the window and walk in doors.

now that allways has had me confused

 

hahahaha...erm...

[Dr Feelgood]

hahahaha brilliant

[over_head_cam]

Us oldies eh? We are a complete mystery. Even to ourselves

[Dr Feelgood]

the only reason you oldies are a mystery to yourselves is cos youre that senile you forget who you are half the time lol

[over_head_cam]

the only reason you oldies are a mystery to yourselves is cos youre that senile you forget who you are half the time lol

 

Who am I again?

 

 

[ratman]

My inlaws are the same allways on about peoples size/weight

 

So me and me julie are allway in the fireing line for a snide coment

 

So what did they buy us for xmas last year ???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DEEP FAT FRYER

 

Mad

 

make's lovley chips tho

[deltamal]

It takes years of practice to confuse people convincingly!

[caprinerd]

im getting there kids think im crazy for washing the car in the rain

[surfingturnip]

im getting there kids think im crazy for washing the car in the rain

saves on the water bill, you do right

[antz]

im getting there kids think im crazy for washing the car in the rain

saves on the water bill, you do right

 

i always do it

[5hane]

i really do not see the logic in that

 

 

how the hell do you leather it

[antz]

i really do not see the logic in that

 

 

how the hell do you leather it

 

you dont. hence why you do it!!!

 

wash it in the rain cos the car is already wet and doesnt need hosing. you wash it and it doesnt need rinsing off or leathering.

 

saves time and effort

[5hane]

yh, but then there is no point is washing it ?

 

it starts raining.. 'dirty' warter i falling on ur car (im not beeing it isnt clean is it.. )

 

as the car is wet.. no need for wetting the car plus point

 

so you now wash the car in hot soapy warter.. but whils removing dirt.. rain water is faling on the car, leaving 'dirt' so you could be there for hours untill the rain stopps..

 

you give up after going round the car 20 times, and have used as much warter and energy from warm warter as you would have in the first place.. maby more

 

 

ok.. so now now need to rinse it all off have a cup of tea

 

so the bubbles have gone.. out comes the leather.. now this just isnt going to work you go round the car.. missing loads of bits because you want to do it as quick as.. because ur getting soaking wet ..

 

go have another cup of tea....

 

hear thunder.. .

 

now the rain is bouncing off ur car and your road has become a river..

 

so.. you have got ur self drenched

used up all ur hot warter.. you cannot now have a bath to warm urself up

and you have not acheived any cleaning on ur car.. except that bit of mud that's behind the rear arch

 

i just dont get it

 

[5hane]

or diffrent senario..

 

after ur second cup of tea..

 

all the bubbles are gone

 

rain dies down inhalf hour.. buy this time ur waching a film or on osf and cannot be bothered to get up and leather the car..

 

there is now loads of water marks all over the car..

 

so now you should wax it.. whats way more bother

[surfingturnip]

or you could just clean it in the rain, get it cleaner than it was and drive the damn thing. oh and getting wet in the rain? you're British, get used to it and maintain the stiff upper lip

[caprinerd]

your young im old and senile remember

if you wash the car off in the rain the dirt is already soft and not caked on so less likely to scratch once the car is washed i flick over it with a pressure washer to remove the soap so the car is now washed and clean i shammy the car off in an order that way its done

 

oh by the way i use to velet mercs for a living and went from there to jags

 

As i have a lot of time on my hands im doing a course for concours judging

[D4N]

your all nuts i say

[X-pack-Glyn]

Tesco suck arse big time, is that right if you are more than 2 mins late they dock 15 mins wages, so anyone thats late may as well come in 15 mins later rather than 2.

 

i would rather the dole then work for them blood sucking leeches.