im that b#stard

[Dr Feelgood]

you have a filthy mind...as always

[Chelle]

well... He could have taken my advice and maybe he's having an early night... Or he's out getting his end away!

[surfingturnip]

a member of osf with a life outside of here that must be a first

[evil knievel]

i say give her a good seeing to mate! after all you only live once, but you can shag as much as you like

[Josh_gsy]

sorry was out afor a indian last night!

yea i think you all miss understood me, the dilema was not whether i do or dont it was i have (on several occasions) and now i feel guilty!

she even picked me up at 12 last night by choice after i had been out for a work lashup!

maybe i should say to her tonite about her bloke and tell her she needs to sort it out?

[Retro-gone.]

you bad bad boy..

 

bad is good

[Mk2Jo]

Is she going back to Wales then and you are not in Wales i take it?

[Josh_gsy]

yea she will be going back when she finds a job over there, im (and her atm) are in guernsey, which is in the channel islands, which if your still struggling are the islands england abandoned during WW2!

but yea she is going back at some point, te worst bit is its to do her dream job of peadiatric nursing which you can do here but there aint enough ill kids for it to be interesting.

[one-day]

put some waders on a make a sound like a lamb she will think shes in wales with him do it silly style and she might dump him for u ir u r that good

[Mk2Jo]

Yes, I do know where the CI are I went to Guernsey on a school trip in the dim and distant past

 

I would say that if she goes back to Wales then you are not likely to be able to carry on a proper relationship long-term anyway and so you should just make the most of the time with her now

[Josh_gsy]

see that was kinda what i was thinking! are well guess im going have to enjoy my time whilst i can!

[Josh_gsy]

problem solved, i had a chat with her and she realised dumping her bloke over the phone was better than cheating on him!

[hotrodholty]

shag her

then bin her and move onto the next one

[caprinerd]

shag her

 

youre so classy tony...

 

yeah tony dont hold back m8, you have got to learn to be more blunt m8, other wise people wont know what you mean

[caprinerd]

just remember while your porking her she`s porking him so its kinda like sloppy seconds mate, it might look good but is he doing the same to her as she`s doing to him, so your not just doing her but your also getting it from all the others he`s been doing, and there`s a lot of strange viruses now

[bomber1]

it takes 2 to tango and if she didnt cheat with you she would have found some one else! just shag it as much as possable before she goes home