I Can't Believe It!

[Jimbob-Squarepants ©]

I have just opened a Pot Noodle and guess what... I have won a spinning fork

 

I never win anything, so i'm well happy. On another note, the pikeys have been snooping about and nicked a 1200cc Pre Crossflow block. The only useable things were the head and camshaft so it's a good job I took them off

[Rick]

id still report it to the cops mate prob scrap metal blokes which narrows it down a lot for the coppers. if ita int theirs they shouldnt be messing no matter what it is

[Burns]

congrats on the fork mate

 

shame about the engine

[antz]

spinning fork?

 

huh?

[Trevmk3]

nice one

 

and

 

shame

[Burns]

spinning fork?

 

huh?

 

 

 

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=

 

 

[antz]

burns you prat

[Nettles]

Pot Noodle is the SLAG of all snacks YKT! and I can't get enough of 'em

[mk2_escort_chick]

I haven't had a pot poodle in yonks!

Dean is extremely jealous and is calling you a barstool as we speak

[surfingturnip]

Burns you're a genious! a multi speed drill would be so much more customisable to the eating conditions. Need to eat in a hurry? super fast setting - want to chill out and eat at a relaxed pace? super slow setting. Its the future I tell ya! the future!

[Copey]

Burns you're a genious! a multi speed drill would be so much more customisable to the eating conditions. Need to eat in a hurry? super fast setting - want to chill out and eat at a relaxed pace? super slow setting. Its the future I tell ya! the future!

 

how about a small electric screwdriver?

[surfingturnip]

Burns you're a genious! a multi speed drill would be so much more customisable to the eating conditions. Need to eat in a hurry? super fast setting - want to chill out and eat at a relaxed pace? super slow setting. Its the future I tell ya! the future!

 

how about a small electric screwdriver?

 

do dremels etc have a multi speed selection? if so thats even better

[Copey]

Burns you're a genious! a multi speed drill would be so much more customisable to the eating conditions. Need to eat in a hurry? super fast setting - want to chill out and eat at a relaxed pace? super slow setting. Its the future I tell ya! the future!

 

how about a small electric screwdriver?

 

do dremels etc have a multi speed selection? if so thats even better

 

hmm, yes, they do!! you can also get them with a bendy extention, for the hard to reach noodles!!

[surfingturnip]

if I had a pot noodle, a dremel, some gaffer tape and a fork I'd be trying that as I type................but then I have been sampling my birthday jager so that might have something to do with it