pearls of wisdom

[Jiffer]

lets have you best pearls of wisdom then.

one that sticks with me is "never eat yellow snow"

[over_head_cam]

If at first you don't succeed..

 

 

...pack the tools up and go home

[caprinerd]

if it all fits back together then you did something wrong

[Stu_B]

My own personal one is never drive in anger! Thats how I smashed up my capri

I remove my keys & go for a walk till I'm calm now.

[mk1super]

Never rub another mans rhubarb

[over_head_cam]

Never rub your neck on broken glass

[surfingturnip]

the late, great Colin McRae once said ' if in doubt, flat out'

'if you cant beat them, arrange to have them beaten'

and the time honoured 'if the sparks dont fly, you're ridin too high'

[Copey]

worryin is like a rocking chair, gives you something to do, but it doesnt get you anywhere

[Pipster007]

If you go to bed with an itchy bum...........You'll wake up with a smelly finger

[wanderer]

Never use the same tissue to wipe ya bum then blow ya nose.

[evil knievel]

if you cant do it, do it again, but harder next time!

[wild pete]

if it moves fook it , if it dont move fook it till it does