some one call me a ambulance as im dieing

[lee_capri]

as ive got man flu and ann wont get me any lemsip

[mk1ToM]

Bang out of order i say

[Savvi]

Lee

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your a ambulance

[sab6024]

I got man flu too Lee I can't get out of bed, what with that and the bad back....I'm getting old

[ann_capri]

your not getting old sab

 

and lee we have no lemsips

[SmokeEm]

I got man flu too Lee I can't get out of bed, what with that and the bad back....I'm getting old

 

You can't have Man Flu - you just can't

[FredTransit]

 

 

There you go!

[lee_capri]

im still not felling any-better and ann still int got me any lemsip and i cant reach my mobil to call a ambulance

[pauline]

you poor thing

[lee_capri]

now my eyesight seam's to be dimeing what am i going to do,my life is nearly over i think

[sab6024]

I just went back to the Doc's about my Man Flu and the best they can do is some Diazepam to help with my back .....nothing at all for my Flu, but hey ho every little helps

 

I got some Lemsips and some Beechams which I'm not allowed to take with my painkillers Lee....do ya want them

[lee_capri]

can you bring them round and give me a masarage as well please sab

[sab6024]

God you don't want much do ya

[lee_capri]

i need a straw as well sab

[sab6024]

anything else??

[lee_capri]

and some choleate's please il give you a bed for the night in return sab

[sab6024]

I bet you will but I have a feeling the bed won't be empty though

[lee_capri]

two is companey and three is a crowed

 

but in my case it's a f**king orgey

[sab6024]

[lee_capri]

so your game then any-one else please

 

bloke's also invited £100 ticket and you must have smaller one then me

 

doris can come free

[Pipster007]

My heart goes out to you, Lee.

 

I know your pain

[zetecmk2]

dr zetec recommends.........drink heavy!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

again

[Twinkle]

[zetecmk2]

that's not comedy...that's real life!!!!

[Toby]

Poor you - she obviously doesn't realise how fragile life is with man flu Hope you pull through