Christmas cracker jokes lol

[Posse]

Talk about shite lol.

 

how did the human cannonball lose his job.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

he got fired

[Retro-gone.]

ha, my daughter had that one today..

mine was.. whatdya call a man with a sausage on his head?

 

a headbanger

[Messenjah]

why didnt the skeleton go to the new years eve party ?

 

 

 

 

 

he had no body to go with

[Dr Feelgood]

got this 3 times today

 

what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

 

russell

 

[Posse]

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator.

 

 

 

cool music

[mk3cokebottle]

how do you make an apple puff.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

chase it round the garden a few times boom boom lol

 

and this was written underneath

 

 

 

 

 

everyday my dog and i go for a tramp in the woods ....... we enjoy it,but the tramp's getting a bit fed up

[Messenjah]

got this 3 times today

 

what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

 

russell

 

 

my friend joanne is called russel because she was having a whale of a time in a sleeping bag ... and it russled

[Copey]

got this 3 times today

 

what do you call a man with a paper bag on his head?

 

russell

 

 

i got that one too

[zetecmk2]

vino de mesa....oh, that's the wine label....oops!

[evil knievel]

which one of santas reindeers has bad manners??

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

rude-olf.

[bmxdave]

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

 

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?

[evil knievel]

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

 

Do-you-think-he-saw-us?

 

 

that one at least got a snigger

[mk1super]

What do you get if you cross a stereo with a refridgerator.

 

 

 

cool music

 

I laughed at that

[bigglesmk2]

I got:

 

What do you do if you see a space man ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Park init man