X-pack-Glyn Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Now i do a shit job all week and one of the things that keeps me going is my carp fishing, so fri night as normal i emptied my van of tools and bunged my carp gear in and straight off up the lake... its a pain getting set up in the dark but thats the way it is... anyway... i gets up he lake normal time and carts my well overloaded barrow to my fave bit of the lake, bivvy up, bedchair in, bivvy table set up and bed made, heater on and DVD player all set up, lovely... i set up the pods and rod and cast out and something wasnt right... i thought WTF, i just couldnt get the rig to settle on the bottom,,, i wound in and fired up the big million candle power torch... and the fookin lake was FROZEN OVER , had to pack the lot away and come home. now i been pissed off all day wandering round the house like a fookin lost sheep.
BIG G Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Your not hardcore enough as escimos would starve with that attitude
Retro-gone. Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 im sorry but that made me laughout loud
Trevmk3 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 why didnt you throw a rock through the ice then cast through the hole?
X-pack-Glyn Posted January 10, 2009 Author Report Posted January 10, 2009 why didnt you throw a rock through the ice then cast through the hole? Problem is i need to cast 90 yds, now breaking a hole in the ice 90 yrds out is hard anough, and how would you land a fish through 90 yds of ice anyway... plus landing a carp through ice can damage the fish quite badly.
BIG G Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 [quoteplus landing a carp through ice can damage the fish quite badly. so could bread crumbs or batter
Trevmk3 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 oh, i dont fish so i wouldnt know about realling in, all i can say is better luck next time mate and check the lake before you unload the van next time
bmxdave Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Buy a ZAZ. Park on lake, drill hole in ice. Drop string, hook and maggot through floor hatch. Turn on heater, Mucky DVD etc. Job jobbed
Mugshot1968 Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 Dynamite is the answer. It will break the ice, kill the fish and land them all at once. It's good sport too especially if you have had a few scoops. Only problem, where to get it?
5hane Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 ~mugshot1968 this should do the trick... apparantly its good for excavating, so ild imagin it would work on ice if tis supost to go through rock everything you should need, http://www.nordexexplosives.com/Products-Nordex-Explosives.html think they use it for blowing building's up sorry i couldnt find a ACME (luneytunes FTW ) style stick of dinamite, internets playing up so havent looked much. shame about the fishing, i bet you were well pissed is the cold weather good for fishing then ?
5hane Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 o one more thing. im not a bomber just VERY bored
2.8i Cossie Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 im sorry but that made me laughout loud Me to its like a bad Mr Bean Episode
mk3cokebottle Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 can proper imagine that , hearing the lead bounce across the ice then still proceed to try and get it settled on ya pod rolmfaro sorry mate go to the local garden centre n see if you can get set up round the koi carp
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