richie_stix Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 .....(hypothetically speaking) there was no such thing as sex (or any other sexual type of gratification)... would you still be with your missis/look for a missis? I know my answer (and for any back door burglars, homosexuality isn't another option!)
SmokeEm Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Yes - coz nothing you can do is worth doing unless you have someone to share it with
Retro-gone. Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 yes, my missus is my best mate and we go everywhere together, she knows more about cars and bikes than your average 'norman' on the street, she looks after me , fantastic cook, house is always spotless and fresh, she always looks nice and can suck a golf ball thro a hose pipe.. and to be honest i wouldnt want to be without her..
SmokeEm Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 yes, my missus is my best mate and we go everywhere together, she knows more about cars and bikes than your average 'norman' on the street, she looks after me , fantastic cook, house is always spotless and fresh, she always looks nice and can suck a golf ball thro a hose pipe..and to be honest until SmokeEm turn's gay, she'll have to do..
DanV Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 yes, my missus is my best mate and we go everywhere together, she knows more about cars and bikes than your average 'norman' on the street, she looks after me , fantastic cook, house is always spotless and fresh, she always looks nice and can suck a golf ball thro a hose pipe..and to be honest i wouldnt want to be without her.. Does she have a sister? preferably in her 20's with large breasts?
Retro-gone. Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 no but ive got 2 blonde daughters that fit that description
DanV Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 no but ive got 2 blonde daughters that fit that description SOLD! Ill take both incase i break 1
Retro-gone. Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 not so fast, we havent discussed a price yet!
DanV Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 not so fast, we havent discussed a price yet! You know full well that selling them would be breaking the law, so probably best to give em away to be honest (unless you wanna swap them for a yellow steering rack!?)
Retro-gone. Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 il have a think mate, not really keen on taking em off ebay tho
DanV Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Whats are those to lovlies names On the left are Brenda and Bobbi, on the right are Trinny and Suzanna Retroglam....Tawk ta me!
escortwithsunroof Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 missis is the best thing that ever happened to me, shares an interest in rusty cars aswell and looks after me when were out on the piss, (minidebs was an example) regret nothing, till its done, live life to the max
tazrocks88 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Whats are those to lovlies names On the left are Brenda and Bobbi, on the right are Trinny and Suzanna Retroglam....Tawk ta me! (and as Borat says) very nice how much and btw to answer the thread i have no better half but would still want 1
barney9969 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 The word mint springs to mind.... bodywork and chassis.......
richie_stix Posted February 13, 2009 Author Report Posted February 13, 2009 well, seems there are some lucky peeps on this forum! retro, your a lucky geez... you and your missis can chill and have a smoke together, and talk bout cars... my missis banned me from even looking at weed and complains everytime a new bit comes through the post... 'that could go on a holiday ya know!'.... rant over, still love her for some annoying reason, cos i love weed and my car but compromise for her anyway, reason i started this thread is you hear a lot of comments on here like 'my missis went spar cos...' or 'my missis this' and 'my missis that'... usually resulting in the loss of a car/part/mag collection!
SmokeEm Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 W_omen mate - can't live with em, Can't live without em
mk1super Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 W_omen mate - can't live with em, Can't live without em They are lovely, and theres so many different models to choose from, once you have made your selection you just got to pay fo... i mean woo them
sab6024 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 In my life at the moment there's no such thing as sex anyway
mk1super Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 In my life at the moment there's no such thing as sex anyway I'd be happy to help
SmokeEm Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 In my life at the moment there's no such thing as sex anyway I'd be happy to help I feel a road trip is in order Alex mate
Retro-gone. Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Whats are those to lovlies names lilly, drummer in a band.. Sara-jo, just became a mummy.
mk1super Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 Sara-jo, just became a mummy. Yes a very yummy mummy at that
Retro-gone. Posted February 13, 2009 Report Posted February 13, 2009 il pass on your regards alex lol
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