Whats the secret to keeping a woman happy?

[X-pack-Glyn]

pmsl, no i dont alex

 

great cumback pauline

 

sorry had to do that

 

pmsl talk about a play on words

 

ur lot have sex on the brain trust me it only gets you in to trouble

 

My own mother was talking to my wife about her sex life the other day...how fooking wrong can you get...shes 56

 

thats normal i bet you were blushing hon

 

thats NOT normal...my parents only ever did it twice... and deffo not at 56... at 56 your sexual organs are well past retirement!

[Mrs O/H/C]

Apart from the sex side of things ...

 

Make sure you remember her important things and not just your own.

 

EXAMPLE... if she has an appt for the docs/dentist wish her luck and ask her when she comes home if all went ok.

 

If she tells you shes having her hair done on a particular day REMEMBER to say how nice she looks .

 

Lead foot and i have been together 26 years and have 4 kids together and i can tell you 1st hand you have to work at it and not get complacement.

 

GOOD LUCK

[zetecmk2]

i tell my mrs she's happy! she believes me. (she is blonde)

[X-pack-Glyn]

 

If she tells you shes having her hair done on a particular day REMEMBER to say how nice she looks .

 

GOOD LUCK

 

every single wednesday...at a cost of around 46 quid...and it never looks any different...

[Copey]

i think it just boils down to luck

[Mrs O/H/C]

 

If she tells you shes having her hair done on a particular day REMEMBER to say how nice she looks .

 

GOOD LUCK

 

every single wednesday...at a cost of around 46 quid...and it never looks any different...

 

Be positive... say wow your hair looks great !! ( even if u dont think it )

[Retro-gone.]

me & Debs met at 14, were both 47 now, we do and go everywhere together, still in love , still hold hands, still have great sex, still go for romantic meals, still text each other.

 

still pisses me off, still want another bird, still thinkin of a way to murder her

[bronze4door]

donkey punch

[Tracey]

Glyn.. you crack me up

[Billy_smith]

I seem to attract Psychopaths, stalkers and Bunny boilers. In generel i have trouble tryin to keep them happy. the stalkers seem happy as long as they have some idea of what your doing. The pschopaths i tend to keep at arms length unless were at it, and see them on a regular basis. Always answer the phone otherwise your up shit street. And as for the bunny boilers fuk no's i give up on them. just aslways make sure me dogs ok wen i get in must be where im from

[X-pack-Glyn]

 

If she tells you shes having her hair done on a particular day REMEMBER to say how nice she looks .

 

GOOD LUCK

 

every single wednesday...at a cost of around 46 quid...and it never looks any different...

 

Be positive... say wow your hair looks great !! ( even if u dont think it )

 

but it dont look any different just 46 quid lighter everytime.

[Mrs O/H/C]

But words mean a lot ( nice ones )

[Copey]

But words mean a lot ( nice ones )

 

the not so nice ones seem to mean a lot too

[2.8i Cossie]

me & Debs met at 14, were both 47 now, we do and go everywhere together, still in love , still hold hands, still have great sex, still go for romantic meals, still text each other.

 

still pisses me off, still want another bird, still thinkin of a way to murder her

 

 

I couldnt help but laugh as i read that to my wife....she ooo'd and ahhh'd at the first lost and hit me when i laughed at the last lot!

[Posse]

Glyn just tell her how nice and clean the house is and how the curtains match her eyes then bend her over the kitchen table they love all that m8.I think its called pillow talk ?

 

No really just tell her she looks great even if she doesn't and tel her how nice the dinner she cooked was even tho you fed it to the puffer fish when she wasn't looking. But beware there not all stupppppppppidddddddddddd

[Retro-gone.]

me & Debs met at 14, were both 47 now, we do and go everywhere together, still in love , still hold hands, still have great sex, still go for romantic meals, still text each other.

 

still pisses me off, still want another bird, still thinkin of a way to murder her

 

 

I couldnt help but laugh as i read that to my wife....she ooo'd and ahhh'd at the first lost and hit me when i laughed at the last lot!

 

its all true, except the 1st lot.

[Twinkle]

i find rohypnol works or ketamine, they dont tend to get the chance to moan then

[D4N]

It's easy for keeping my girlfriend happy. Regular sex. And she says her hobby is having sex Cant complain can I!!

 

When I wake up in the morning and she has no makeup on I genuily think she looks gorgeous without it on. Then she says no im not. Well she thinks shes ugly when she got makeup on but fook me shes not.

 

All i can say is im lucky to have her

[DAZZA]

..... a great mate who passed away said to me,

 

make them laugh........ regardless of yours or her looks........

 

......a laugh is a guaranteed panty loosener.

 

Its worked every time

[badchild]

Dont really have to try to keep Dawn happy as she's that easy going about things but as said before laughter works wonders, we had a rough time of it a while ago but your just stronger after it

[SmokeEm]

There is no secret Glyn - it just isn't possible! End of

[Mk2Jo]

There is no secret Glyn - it just isn't possible! End of

 

Yep, what he said What works one day may not necessarily work another day

[pauline]

There is no secret Glyn - it just isn't possible! End of

 

Yep, what he said What works one day may not necessarily work another day

 

very true