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Madness was said in another thread. You fav Madness song?

 

Mine is Yesterdays Man.

 

Burns was brought upo listening to two-tone, so he should have a fav too!!

 

There is one on one album that is about a local newsagent who at night becomes a knicker nicker. One of the lines, which is telling the ladies to not leave their undies on the washing line at night is, "get your knickers down".

 

I was sitting in my Anglia years ago, happily singing away, and just as this doris walked past I sang that line. Got rather an old fashioned look!! lol

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He had come of age (so he was 16) and was trying to buy condoms from a Chemist's

 

Good morning miss, can I help you son

Sixteen today and up for fun

I'm a big boy now or so they say

So if you'll serve I'll be on my way.

 

Box of balloons with the featherlite touch

Pack of party poppers that pop in the night.

A toothbrush and hairspray, plastic grin

Miss Clay on all corners has just walked in.

 

Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun.

Welcome to the lions den temptations on its way

Welcome to the house of fun.

 

N-n-n-n-n-n no no miss you misunderstood

Sixteen big boy, full pint in my manhood.

I'm up to date and the date's today

So if you'll serve I'll be on my way.

 

Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age

Welcome to the lions den temptations on its way

Welcome to the house of fun.

 

I'm sorry son but we don't stock

Party gimmicks in this shop

Try the house of fun, it's quicker if you run

This is a chemist, not a joke shop.

 

Party hats simple enough clear

Comprehendhe, savvy understand, do you hear.

A pack of party hats with the coloured tips

Too late Gorgons heard gossip.

Well hello Joe hello Miss Clay

Many happy returns from the day.

 

Welcome to the house of fun now I've come of age

Welcome to the house of fun.

Welcome to the lions den temptations on its way

Welcome to the house of fun.

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yep, i was brought up with proper music and proper cars (cheers dad) :thumbsup:

 

gotta be house of fun cos every time i hear it it reminds me of the young ones (with the yellow ford anglia with flames up the side :D )

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