what is a capri ?

[DeuceCoupe]

This is the second time this week I have been asked one was 18 years let her off, but one was 31 surely they'd know.

[Burns]

some people have no education

[Slik 50]

gimps

 

I get it quite alot

gormless idiot: "Who's is the cossie?"

 

Me (all excited): "what cossie?"

 

idiot: "that black one!"

 

Me: "mine and its not a cossie"

 

idiot "oh, its a replica then?"

 

 

[DeuceCoupe]

gimps

 

I get it quite alot

gormless idiot: "Who's is the cossie?"

 

Me (all excited): "what cossie?"

 

idiot: "that black one!"

 

Me: "mine and its not a cossie"

 

idiot "oh, its a replica then?"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

fpmsl

[kms]

Most amusing one we had was

'oh look at the mk 2 escort over there'

 

us: ' what mk2?'

 

'over there - look'

 

us: ' thats ours and it's a vauxhall chevette :roll:'

 

muppets!

 

We also managed to convince some youngsters that our Lincoln Continental was running a 1300 x-flow and some others that it had a 14 litre jet engine

[Wessie]

[DeuceCoupe]

[RFChris]

Fools. Try driving a MKII Capper though, that really throws em.

 

"It looks just like a Capri....what is it?"

 

"Urm...a Capri"

 

"No love, it looks like a Capri but its not...."

 

"Sigh"

 

Chris

[ZetecVan 2.0]

One summer I went with the Anglia Owners Club on a trip to Howarth (where the Bronte Sisters are from). It's only on the outskirts of Bradford anyway, so no big trip.

 

Anyhoo, someone had the bright idea of driving in convoy down the crowded cobbled main street while I video'd it. Watching it back you could clearly hear someone say 'Oooh look at all these Triumph Heralds'.

 

And ask anyone on 105Speed.com and they'll be able to recount a similar story. Always bloody Heralds.

[tim]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

[DeuceCoupe]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

[Daggle]

A group of lads had no idea what my car was, one asked if it was turbo'ed and the other asked if it had 4 wheel drive and when I said no, suggested I fit 4 wheel drive......

 

 

 

Tossers, bloomin Max Power has a lot to answer for

[3.0s]

one of my mates trying to convince me that hof(mk3 cortina) wasnt a cortina

 

 

our taunus has been called a mustang before

[tim]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

[RFChris]

^^^^^^^

Seconded!

[DeuceCoupe]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

 

why would i want pics of a her have to have pics of fit guys

[Mr Sam]

whats a capri...........

 

 

probably the best car in the world

[Daveyboy20]

Mr Sam, you need to trade your fiesta for a capri!

[antz]

i gety stuff like..

 

'whos is that orange car?'

 

its mine.

 

'really?'

 

then comes the age old YOUR JOKING! IS THAT YOIURS? REALLY REALLY?..

 

then i usually get THATS King BLING AS fook!

 

but the odd idiot says 'its old, my dads imprezza is better'.

 

they usually get 'your dads imprezza has no style, and for one, you cant drive! i can! now fook off'

[tim]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

 

why would i want pics of a her have to have pics of fit guys

 

you do get pics of guys posted 4 u mand,there been loads posted of twink this year

[DeuceCoupe]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

 

why would i want pics of a her have to have pics of fit guys

 

you do get pics of guys posted 4 u mand,there been loads posted of twink this year

 

 

sorry you seen the recent ones , not good ones of xmas bash and any way I said fit ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry Lee didnt mean it

[tim]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

 

why would i want pics of a her have to have pics of fit guys

 

you do get pics of guys posted 4 u mand,there been loads posted of twink this year

 

 

sorry you seen the recent ones , not good ones of xmas bash and any way I said fit ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry Lee didnt mean it

 

like u would say no

[DeuceCoupe]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

 

why would i want pics of a her have to have pics of fit guys

 

you do get pics of guys posted 4 u mand,there been loads posted of twink this year

 

 

sorry you seen the recent ones , not good ones of xmas bash and any way I said fit ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry Lee didnt mean it

 

like u would say no

 

 

pmsl i might

[tim]

one was 18 years let her off

 

 

is she fit? if so let her off

 

yes she is fit and I did let her off but why cause shes fit you men

 

 

 

hey its christmas

 

why would i want pics of a her have to have pics of fit guys

 

you do get pics of guys posted 4 u mand,there been loads posted of twink this year

 

 

sorry you seen the recent ones , not good ones of xmas bash and any way I said fit ones

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

sorry Lee didnt mean it

 

like u would say no

 

 

pmsl i might

 

u might say no but you wont,or your say

 

no not in the bed tongiht lets try some where else

[105Nick]

Some old dear said to me "That's a Triumph Herald isn't it?" when I was filling up the Anglia. I corrected her and swiftly walked off looking very pissed off.