very bored

[Jiffer]

been a slow day to day so had a flick through the free adds and in the back cover found an add for Escort sevices, so i gave them a ring, the call was answered by a husky voiced lady and i requested a 69 waterpump she told me she had never heard of that and they didnt have anyone that old, I played it out as long as I could untill I got the giggles and politely told her I would try elseware, things you do when your bored

[Vista]

She'll be sending someone round to give you a 69 litre yoghurt enema

[BIGKEV]

forgot to ask Scott - how was your hospital appointment the other day!!

[Vista]

forgot to ask Scott - how was your hospital appointment the other day!!

 

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