sayings we dont hear anymore...

[Retro-gone.]

can you remember any quotes or sayings we used to use as kids, whats sparked this off is this morning i said to wifey 'deb wheres my other overalls..

she said out of the blue... 'up jacks arse on 2nd shelf'

i near on pissed mesen, havent heard that said in years

[m1c]

mostly from kids under 20 yr old

 

'please' and 'thank you'

[SmokeEm]

Fook me up the arse with the rough end of a pineapple

[KJ 1320]

Fook me up the arse with the rough end of a pineapple

 

What sort of school did you go to!

[SmokeEm]

Fook me up the arse with the rough end of a pineapple

 

What sort of school did you go to!

 

An all boys school in Aldershot

[immingham]

Couldn't drive a greased pole up a pigs arse,

Couldn't drive a nail through a piece of wood,

Couldn't drive cattle to market,

If you fart and it stinks We used to say-

" you want running through with a dead Christmas tree:

" Hope your next shits a hedgehog" ..

These are just the one that come to mind, i will post more as i remember them

[KJ 1320]

Fook me up the arse with the rough end of a pineapple

 

What sort of school did you go to!

 

An all boys school in Aldershot

 

Oh that one! say no more m8

[stumax]

well shave my legs n call me smoothy

never rub another mans rhubarb

its so cold me boaby looks like a walnut whip

[Timbo]

if its pink its raw and if its black its @@@@@@@ cooked!

[davreeve]

Its about as much use as mudflaps on a tortoise

[mk1super]

"Your so useless you need a hand picking your nose"

"About as much good as a choclate firebucket"

[Skimmer]

...".Youve never had it so good ".........."Job for life "...........

[Grizzley Dell]

about as welcome as a fart in an astronaut suit.

[Retro-gone.]

Its about as much use as mudflaps on a tortoise

 

[Slammed]

ermm we had

 

GREEN ARMY!

[Trevmk3]

if someone says "i thought it was......." but turns out to be totally wrong, you respond

"well you know what thought did?, it followed a sh1t cart and thought it was a wedding"

[GT_lenny]

it often used to be said that farting in a lift....

 

makes you "as popular as a ginger step kid"

[caprinerd]

if we knew a girl slept about she was know as being looser than an mfi wardrobe

shagging that is like throwing a smartie up the dartford tunnel

at work if i got told to do something and i was already busy, i use to say hold on the hand out my arse is busy at the moment

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

as much use as a tit in a trance

[YOUNGY]

when you fart like a drum and your bollox touch your bum your a man.

[mk2 escy ron]

as much use as a solar powered torch!

 

fell out of the ugly tree n hit every branch on the way down!

 

could punch ya way out of a wet paper bag!

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

your face will stay like that if the wind catches it

 

and

 

children should be seen but not heard as if that happens now lol

[mk2 escy ron]

do you kiss ya mother with that mouth!

[mk3cokebottle]

"you couldnt box an egg"

 

"dont worry be happy"

 

"why drink n drive when you can have a spliff n fly "

 

thats a few i can remember but the one that has always stuck in my head was my grandad about 3 weeks before he past and he said to me

 

"son where theres a will you will be sure to find 500 relatives"

 

made me laugh for ages god bless him

[Guest cortinamad-gonetoo]

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