Doctor, doctor !

[Fiesta Steve]

As one or two of you already know I got a phone call last night while at the osf crimbo bash from my missus who said she'd been at the hospital all night as she suspected my two year old daughter broke her arm. To cut a long story short we had to go back to the hospital today for more x-rays, it was rammed with people and while waiting in A&E a man walked up to the reception desk and said the following;

 

"I was at a works christmas do last night and they all thought it would be funny to get me really drunk and I passed out"

 

It's fairly quiet in the waiting area and you can't help but hear what people say at the desk. After saying the above everybody's ears pricked up. The man goes on to say;

 

"While I was out of it they also thought it would be funny to stick a foreign object inside me and its stuck."

 

With this about 30 people burst out laughing

 

Just thought I'd share that little story with you lot

[Big_man]

How embarrassing would that be

[Tom]

Thats the best excuse he could come up with?

[D-FENS]

Did anyone find out what the "foreign" object was ? .

[KJ 1320]

he wasn't wearing an OSF top was he Steve!

[FredTransit]

Well it makes a change from "I was walking around naked and I fell on it"......

[Fiesta Steve]

lol, when he finished giving he details the lady at reception said "Take a seat and someone will see you soon"

 

He replied, "Its ok, I'll stand"

[Fiesta Steve]

Did anyone find out what the "foreign" object was ? .

 

I heard something about him having an x-ray but we left soon after so it remains a mystery.

[Grizzley Dell]

my mrs mate works in A&E, its a lot more common than you'd think and some of the objects are almost unbelievable.... chicken tonight jar

[Stiggy]

admin edit: please don't post this link on the public forum again. In the adult room only if you absolutely must

[turnover]

wasnt posse was it Steve

[fezza]

Thats the best excuse he could come up with?

That's exactly what I was thinking,that old chestnut

[Posse]

wasnt posse was it Steve

 

[Mk2Jo]

A doris I know is a nurse and she said that one evening she had a doris come into a&e and she had stuffed a bell like one of these up her F@nny and couldn't get it back out as it had caused a vacuum so they had to sedate her to get it out

 

[Mrs O/H/C]

A doris I know is a nurse and she said that one evening she had a doris come into a&e and she had stuffed a bell like one of these up her F@nny and couldn't get it back out as it had caused a vacuum so they had to sedate her to get it out

 

Ding DONG !!!!

[Smudger105e]

Or there's the guy who decided to shag his cylinder vacuum cleaner, but his old man came in contact with the fan inside, which was turning

[Grizzley Dell]

A doris I know is a nurse and she said that one evening she had a doris come into a&e and she had stuffed a bell like one of these up her F@nny and couldn't get it back out as it had caused a vacuum so they had to sedate her to get it out

 

 

 

fooking hells bells