Admin Vista Posted March 1, 2013 Admin Report Posted March 1, 2013 My four year old says to his two year old sister while he's eating an ice lolly with hundreds and thousands on it: Pointing at lolly he says: "mmmmmm look Isla, I've got spotty balls! Do you want to lick them?" I now need to go and clean up the beer I choked on and sneezed down my front! 1
aardvark101 Posted March 3, 2013 Report Posted March 3, 2013 Lol, my daughter just say's "Dad lend me £50 i need to fill the car up"
Admin Mk2Jo Posted March 4, 2013 Admin Report Posted March 4, 2013 Lol .... wish I could fill my tank for only £50 :grin:
walsh253 Posted March 4, 2013 Report Posted March 4, 2013 My 3yr old son sat at the dinner table and out of the blue shouted mummys got big boobies well he is right!!
Admin Vista Posted March 5, 2013 Author Admin Report Posted March 5, 2013 My 3yr old son sat at the dinner table and out of the blue shouted mummys got big boobies well he is right!! Lucky Daddy!
Admin Vista Posted April 6, 2013 Author Admin Report Posted April 6, 2013 Had another two classics today This morning at my son's swimming lesson (he's 4) Daddy I want some of those things that boy's wearing! What things? Those things on his eyes so he can see underwater. Ah, goggles! Yes, gobbles! No Guy, goggles! Ok daddy...................will mummy give me some gobbles if I ask her when we get home?? At this point the lady in the cafe next to us was sniggering quietly, my reply had her choking on her tea though. I doubt it Guy, she hasn't given me any for years!! And then this afternoon on explaining to my Two year old daughter what a Peacock was and why it fans its tail, when it went round the corner she proclaimed loudly: Where cock gone, like cock!! That one could have got me in trouble!!!
rallyesport04 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Posted April 6, 2013 lol ellie says some random things shes 5
thrashermax Posted April 6, 2013 Report Posted April 6, 2013 My son at aged 3 was looking for and saying 'coc porn' in Tescos instead of pop corn... 1
Admin Mk2Jo Posted April 6, 2013 Admin Report Posted April 6, 2013 My eldest (who is now 18) could not say monkey ... he said "wanky" ... needless to say I avoided the tea aisle in the supermarket when the PG Tips chimps were at their peak of advertising .... "look mummy, wankies" ....
rallyesport04 Posted April 6, 2013 Report Posted April 6, 2013 My eldest (who is now 18) could not say monkey ... he said "wanky" ... needless to say I avoided the tea aisle in the supermarket when the PG Tips chimps were at their peak of advertising .... "look mummy, wankies" .... very funny my sides are hurting lol
Smudger105e Posted April 8, 2013 Report Posted April 8, 2013 Baz's son watched my wife getting dressed a long while back, and didn't know what a bra was called, so after a bit of thought, said "booby pants". He still calls them that now! 1
Admin Mk2Jo Posted April 8, 2013 Admin Report Posted April 8, 2013 Lol ... I quite like booby pants - its very descriptive
Admin Vista Posted April 8, 2013 Author Admin Report Posted April 8, 2013 Lol ... I quite like booby pants - its very descriptive I quite like what's in them
karengunner Posted April 15, 2013 Report Posted April 15, 2013 Dans son, aged 3 likes playing sex trix, that's scalextrix to you and I.
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