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Also kitten soft toilet paper, what bastard experimented on a kitten.

 

 

More to the point, how did they manage to wipe their arse on it without getting needle sharp claws stuck into their bumhole  :eeek:  :eeek:

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Food steamers, if it says 22/25 mins for potatoes, why after an hr are they still rock hard? Because the people that write that stuff are idiots? Much like the people that run where i work..... liars and idiots

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Licking envelopes and stamps.. (not for pleasure I might add!!). Someone somewhere laughs thier tits off, knowing what shitte they stick in the glue..other than horses of course.

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Licking envelopes and stamps.. (not for pleasure I might add!!). Someone somewhere laughs thier tits off, knowing what shitte they stick in the glue..other than horses of course.

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constant ppi ,boiler scheme,insulation etc  phone calls. its great fun stalling them letting them get through their speel. its a challenge too see how long you can keep them trying. they must get some abuse i give them some anyway

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constant ppi ,boiler scheme,insulation etc phone calls. its great fun stalling them letting them get through their speel. its a challenge too see how long you can keep them trying. they must get some abuse i give them some anyway

I had one call the other night, I said "would you be pissed off if someone interrupted you on the middle of a swank?"..bloke didn't know what to do or say...call ended.

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I had one call the other night, I said "would you be pissed off if someone interrupted you on the middle of a swank?"..bloke didn't know what to do or say...call ended.

quality mate

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getting up early 6 days a week to go to work for a long hard day knowing my next door neighbours are laying in bed claiming every benefit  possible and there ain't fook all wrong with them.

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Having reconsidered my original reply. What really p***es me off is people putting time and hard-earned money into restoring classic Fords them having them stolen by thieving bas**rd scum.

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When you're sat behind some clown at a roundabout where there was enough time to get a convoy out, but pulls away at the last minute...because they were on thier phone updating facetube or what ever it is, about what they had for lunch.

Just f@#king drive!!!!

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People who dont say thanks when you hold a door open for them ,just walk past and ignore you .

 

I find this with the 'younger' members of the opposite sex when you hold the door open, they look at you with disbelief as they are equal and independent! just my age I guess!  :dope:

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People who dont say thanks when you hold a door open for them ,just walk past and ignore you .

This is very common in Dubai. Certain cultures will let a door go in your face and not acknowledge you if you hold a door for them. Really grips my sh1t.

 

Had an Indian fella come out of the lift with me when I was recently visiting our corporate HQ for an admin issue. I held the door for him leaving the building and he totally blanked me. Next door is a revolver leading into Marks & Spencer which many people use as a short cut to the Mall car park. so, I follw him with a cheeky little grin on my face and 2 little horns starting to come out of the top of my head :twisted: .

 

Just as he starts going through the revolver, a cheeky little back kick of the door from me and... Bang, lock up.  Full face plant into the door.  I seriously was like a little child laughing at him when he turned around and gave me the full death stare :D .  Made my day.

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Mobile phones, more so those that put them on loud speaker and hold them in front of thier face as they walk along the road so everyone hears thier conversation!! Why?!

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