Admin Vista Posted March 2, 2015 Admin Report Posted March 2, 2015 Also kitten soft toilet paper, what bastard experimented on a kitten. More to the point, how did they manage to wipe their arse on it without getting needle sharp claws stuck into their bumhole
khanlad Posted March 3, 2015 Report Posted March 3, 2015 Food steamers, if it says 22/25 mins for potatoes, why after an hr are they still rock hard? Because the people that write that stuff are idiots? Much like the people that run where i work..... liars and idiots
Admin Mk2Jo Posted March 3, 2015 Admin Report Posted March 3, 2015 Cling film .... it's the work of the devil
khanlad Posted March 3, 2015 Report Posted March 3, 2015 The only good thing about cling film is sucking it in and popping it! 1
Tackleberry Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Posted March 4, 2015 Licking envelopes and stamps.. (not for pleasure I might add!!). Someone somewhere laughs thier tits off, knowing what shitte they stick in the glue..other than horses of course.
SmokeEm Posted March 4, 2015 Report Posted March 4, 2015 Licking envelopes and stamps.. (not for pleasure I might add!!). Someone somewhere laughs thier tits off, knowing what shitte they stick in the glue..other than horses of course.
davey Posted March 4, 2015 Report Posted March 4, 2015 constant ppi ,boiler scheme,insulation etc phone calls. its great fun stalling them letting them get through their speel. its a challenge too see how long you can keep them trying. they must get some abuse i give them some anyway 3
Tackleberry Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Posted March 4, 2015 constant ppi ,boiler scheme,insulation etc phone calls. its great fun stalling them letting them get through their speel. its a challenge too see how long you can keep them trying. they must get some abuse i give them some anyway I had one call the other night, I said "would you be pissed off if someone interrupted you on the middle of a swank?"..bloke didn't know what to do or say...call ended. 3
davey Posted March 4, 2015 Report Posted March 4, 2015 I had one call the other night, I said "would you be pissed off if someone interrupted you on the middle of a swank?"..bloke didn't know what to do or say...call ended. quality mate
YOUNGY Posted March 4, 2015 Report Posted March 4, 2015 getting up early 6 days a week to go to work for a long hard day knowing my next door neighbours are laying in bed claiming every benefit possible and there ain't fook all wrong with them. 3
Tackleberry Posted March 4, 2015 Author Report Posted March 4, 2015 The missus rabbiting when I've got my head phones on and music up, cos she's watching some shitte soap programme, then copping the arse as I don't answer her..?!
deltamal Posted March 5, 2015 Report Posted March 5, 2015 Cling film .... it's the work of the devil Depends what you use it for!
Danish Posted March 5, 2015 Report Posted March 5, 2015 Having reconsidered my original reply. What really p***es me off is people putting time and hard-earned money into restoring classic Fords them having them stolen by thieving bas**rd scum. 2
popeye Posted March 5, 2015 Report Posted March 5, 2015 getting an erection .... and then can't remember why...
Tackleberry Posted March 6, 2015 Author Report Posted March 6, 2015 Getting too old to never waste an erection...or trust a fart.. 1
D-FENS Posted March 6, 2015 Report Posted March 6, 2015 People who dont say thanks when you hold a door open for them ,just walk past and ignore you . 1
mk1del Posted March 6, 2015 Report Posted March 6, 2015 When you flash somebody and give way to them and then drive by you without acknowledgement ,that really pisses me off
Tackleberry Posted March 7, 2015 Author Report Posted March 7, 2015 When you're sat behind some clown at a roundabout where there was enough time to get a convoy out, but pulls away at the last minute...because they were on thier phone updating facetube or what ever it is, about what they had for lunch. Just f@#king drive!!!!
deltamal Posted March 7, 2015 Report Posted March 7, 2015 People who dont say thanks when you hold a door open for them ,just walk past and ignore you . I find this with the 'younger' members of the opposite sex when you hold the door open, they look at you with disbelief as they are equal and independent! just my age I guess! 2
bigglesmk2 Posted March 24, 2015 Report Posted March 24, 2015 People who dont move over to the left , and people that sit too close to the steering wheel
Bry with a y Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 Immigrants that look you up and down in your own street that you lived in all your life! 2
DT36 Posted March 25, 2015 Report Posted March 25, 2015 People who dont say thanks when you hold a door open for them ,just walk past and ignore you . This is very common in Dubai. Certain cultures will let a door go in your face and not acknowledge you if you hold a door for them. Really grips my sh1t. Had an Indian fella come out of the lift with me when I was recently visiting our corporate HQ for an admin issue. I held the door for him leaving the building and he totally blanked me. Next door is a revolver leading into Marks & Spencer which many people use as a short cut to the Mall car park. so, I follw him with a cheeky little grin on my face and 2 little horns starting to come out of the top of my head . Just as he starts going through the revolver, a cheeky little back kick of the door from me and... Bang, lock up. Full face plant into the door. I seriously was like a little child laughing at him when he turned around and gave me the full death stare . Made my day. 2
Tackleberry Posted March 25, 2015 Author Report Posted March 25, 2015 Mobile phones, more so those that put them on loud speaker and hold them in front of thier face as they walk along the road so everyone hears thier conversation!! Why?! 1
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