The dangers of typos

[Vista]

:-)

[stephens_xpack]

That made me laugh, not sure how real the screen shot is, but made me laugh anyway...

[Vista]

That made me laugh, not sure how real the screen shot is, but made me laugh anyway...

Me neither (re it being a genuine screenshot) but made me laugh too.

[Herr Doktor]

I got in to a bit of bother in work last year due to a typo. I was scheduled to attend a meeting [with no agenda]. When I arrived, I realised the pointlessness and hastily left after making my feelings known.

 

Later that day I was forced to write a scathing synopsis to the chair of the meeting.

 

Unfortunately the close proximity of the "r" and "t" on the keyboard meant I signed it as "Yours retards" instead of "yours regards"

 

Doh!

[HotRodMatt]

It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

[skeeter]

It reminded me of this one...

 

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.

The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.

A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"

[khanlad]

Loke it