We're sorting the house out at the mo and just found a poem that my little bro wrote about 5 years ago that ive never seen, thought id share it with you lot as it made me laugh!!
'The Car Journey'
As I see the trees and bushes go past,
I wonder why i want to go fast,
The people outside only look like a blur,
but my brother David does not care,
As we enter the motorway,
I can see the speedometer raising away,
20,30,40,50 and then
faster,faster and faster again,
60,70,80,90 stop,stop,stop
I see the gauge again its about to pop,
I can hear a siren coming rather near
I dont think David can really hear,
It calls to David stop there stop there
but he keeps on driving without a care
Fun Lovin Criminals blasts from the I'C'E
Oh no that policeman doesnt look too nice,
when the car stops and David gets out,
The policeman says, you silly clout
David replies with the largest grin
Sorry officer, ive been on the Gin.
(he fabricated the end bit as i havent drunk driven but the rest sounds about right!!)