Jelly

Holy crap I couldn't do that if I tried!

Imagine spending years polishing your Cortina with a toothbrush (including underneath, even wheel hubs etc) and then that happening.. Mostly gutted over the Escort Cossy though.. £13k down the swanny I'd look at sueing the owner of the barn, personally

My Dad's always maintained that an Escort is a bit of a poof's car.. He's always been into his Cortinas, with ample legroom and plenty of elbow-out-of-the-window cruising..

Mate he's still alive - so no he wasn't in an oldun at the time.. Get well some Morley! Are we gonna get some photos of the accident a-la Richard Hammond?

Just to point out, the "Blue And Silver" skin (I forget its actual name) does not have the "No Plastic Shite" disclaimer at the top of the page.. Only Black And White theme has the disclaimer.

Mate consider yourself lucky, the latest trick around where I live is to deposit some lovely brake fluid all over your car..

I got a quote on your Granny for £2000, Sumo.. And yet a Capri with the same engine (and lighter) cost around £1100 Would of had that if it wasn't so bloody ridiculous (edit: insurance that is )

Whiney moaning arse music makes me want to mutilate kittens (fluffy ones obviously)

Considering a roof tile can cave your head in, a flimsy roof skin wouldn't stand a chance mate..

Just get yourself a crossflow

I hate the old people who used to confiscate your ball.. I mean, how UTTERLY spiteful is that?

Mate you will regret it for the rest of your life, that is simply fantastic! I guarantee that will go to Ireland

Just wait until he rolls it showing off to his 14 year old girlfriend in Halford's carpark.. Imagine a picture of that on its roof with the pleb on his belly trying to kick his windscreen through.

Its a lovely Scooby mk1mex, and I ain't usually a fan

St. George's Hall No introductions necessary Liverpool Town Hall Paddy's Wigwam (Christ The King Catholic Cathedral) Anglican Cathedral The real centre of the universe.

After fingering his own arse he tells the other guy "Dude that's disgusting"

Remember kids: Always brush your teeth AFTER breakfast!

This might be a daft question, but why do people get stuff flocked?

What's wrong with a bit of vinyl?

Went to refuel an empty boxbody truck.. Not fun.

That Danielle's Miss Liverpool, I think..

I get this alot with bangers. Got offered a ton once for a 1986 Polo.. Turned it down and scrapped it about 2 weeks later!

Think its bad now kiddies? Just wait 'till Mr. Privatisation comes for tea and biscuits..

Its not racist to refer to someone as "white trash". Apparently.

My entire seven foot bastard fence just blew down, crushing my neighbours roses into oblivion.