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Give G.S Escorts a ring on 0151 422 6333 and they will give you any advice you need. Very helpful blokes!

A v8 rally car? I don't think it'll catch on.. Must have done some work to shoehorn that 3.5 rover into the bay..

Yay or nay? Personally I think that looks fecking awful, does it belong to anyone here? Why the hell would you x-pack an Mk1 when you could just bubble it? Surely the x-pack isn't that much wider than bubbles? Anyway, I saw it on Ebay if you want to see it from different angles.. http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/escort-mk1-rally- ... dZViewItem

Girls love "Harry Potter Cars" in my experience. 105e for her methinks!

I said something along the lines of "YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR DISMANTLING THAT. Oh and um.. I'll take this this and that."

In the last year Escort prices seem to have spiraled, especially for the RS models..

I've come for you, Margerate.

Damnit I wont be finished in time, looks like I'll be nearing completion for Christmas now..

Hello all, I've been away from the scene for about six months, and I was just wondering what the craic was with regards to Mexico Wings. Has somebody started making metal ones yet? Or at least has somebody started making half decent fibreglass ones? Or are they still terrible? If you have any recommendations of places that sell goods quality fibreglass items, or preferably metal ones that don't cost an arm and a leg then please feel free to share! I would of thought somebody would of cashed in on the ridiculous prices by now and start reproducing them.. A fortune to be made doing that I says! Anyways, cheers for any advice in advance!

I can't make out what car that is..

Damn there seems to be alot of cars on the scene now in that maroon.. Perhaps time for a rethink on colour..

Until a summer shower arrives, causing you to aquaplane into the next plain.

How about if I made it a little bit cheaper by supplying tickets and passes for you mate. If you'll stick the MkII on the CF stand. Steve That's what it's all about!

That Transit was amazing.

I got mine from an ebay shop called "Gaskets For Classics" No complaints with them! Edited to add the gaskets I bought where for the 1600 xflow too

What the hell are you lot on about? Surely as fellow petrolheads you can appreciate the work that would have to go into a road legal 250mph car? 0-60 = 2.5 seconds in a car with full leather and air conditioning. These things are the automobile's answer to Concorde.

I was on the motorway in the outside lane overtaking 50mph traffic, when this utter apple pie of about 50 years old in a S-Type Jag comes flying up behind me, starts tailgating, waving his arms about etc. Well there was clearly fook all I could do, because there was dense traffic in the middle lane, so I ignored him. Anyway after about a minute of this he starts flashing his King halogen main beams repeatedly, dazzling me. I flew completely off the handle and if I was in ANY other situation, I would of stopped the car and murdered the bastard.

Happy International Singles Awareness Day everybody!

Saloon cars are for real men with over-producing loins! 2 seaters are for jaffas!

If the people used Paypal, why don't they just withdraw their payments?

Depends on your definition of "best" mate.. Did you mean durability, power, tunability, reliability, or weight? I like the crossflow as a combination of those four

Sorry mate, just checked and you're totally correct. According to the horse's mouth, they can only be used in places: * with a history of serious accidents, and * where there is evidence of a speeding problem, or * where there is local community concern There is also this rather hysterical clause with regards to signposting camera areas:

Love a Granny, I do.. Gangster as fook!

Ripped you off? Did you not see the double yellow lines or something?

There needs to be three seperate accidents at a location before a Gatso can be deployed.