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Jelly

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  1. If that is how you lot feel, do something about it. Everyone will vent spleen about the government, plan the overthrow of Tony, etc. Then this thread will fade away, rince and repeat.
  2. My reply: WTF are you on about? - ie: What the fook does WPC is hawt mean??? doris Police Constable, what they used to call women coppers. I was saying she was fit.
  3. My credit cards are sharpened.. I know, I'm a weirdo.
  4. Why's that mate?
  5. If I were you mate, I'd consider the possibility of taking your car off the road, and doing everything you want to to it, take your time and do it right.. By the time you've finished and are ready to insure it, hopefully you'll be more like 18/19
  6. Haha that "x-pack" tina is fecking embarrassing
  7. Made up for you mate, them pictures are awesome!
  8. Mate sod the porche, what habout them F1 cars? Surely some of them will have history too? Personally, I'd flog the lot and build the mother of all mk1 Escorts!
  9. Talk about an emotional rollercoaster, its gonna be AWESOME when finished!
  10. If we did one, I'd get myself a bullnose Tranny, stick a 3.0 in it and cruise all the way, at 70mph/1500rpm.. Fit a towbar and a toolkit, use it as a rolling repair centre for the convoy, then stuff it with ciggies on the way back to England to make my petrol money back How cool would that be?
  11. Seems fair enough to me, mate. You are afterall making money out of something they have to pay to keep running.
  12. 40's ain't big enough mate..
  13. Plastic R Us, with a small island of Old Skool huddled together in a corner
  14. Sorry to hear that mate, I'm sure it'll all go well
  15. Give Police guns and they will use them. I've been threatened too often by pigs, I dread to think what would happen if they had guns to point at people.
  16. For normal road use they're generally more trouble than they're worth mate.. 2.9 rack is a nice compromise though
  17. Jelly

    Second life!

    Turn off the computer and go outside, there's a good fella.
  18. What are you are moaning about? Darwin's Theory of Evolution in progress! That must be why we evolved into fat bastards, because ancient man kept falling down grids.
  19. Aye.. Works though!
  20. Or if you don't have money coming out of your arse, just get a smaller socket (eg 16mm bolt, use a 15mm socket) and hammer the fecker on to the nut, and voila, instant fix! Getting the nut out at the end can prove tricky however..
  21. Strangely, at first glance I read that as "Go on, Son!"
  22. You don't need to be forty to appreciate a real car, mate.
  23. Had exactly the same problem, I just drilled it out taking breaks every 30 seconds of drilling or so to avoid excessive heat build up.
  24. That's the daftest thing I've heard in ages!
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