Jarrodm

I guess you are getting alot from them, are they sending you to a honda college so you have honda specific traning, or just a college near you for nvq stuff ? Sounds good though ! Jarrod

3 pound 10 ? How old are you ? Thats less than the minimum wage (if you work more than 8 hours a week !!!!) Thats a bit of a joke ? I get 7 for fixing bikes ! Kick there asses for more money............. I bet they pay a cleaner more than that ! You'll never get rich mechanicin' but if it's what you love then you gotta start somewhere ! Jarrod

1960 ????????????????????????? Ditch the chrome headlight trims and it's a winner Looks prety straight too, . Jarrod

Sky hook.................. Jarrod

Right, so i'm at work in cycleworks....And we've got this one kid who started last week....Really cocky, thinks he knows everything....Can't make a cup of tea though !!!! And on his first day Mike sends him to the Hardware shop for a long weight, we rang the shop and primed them before he got there..........He came back utterly confused an our later. And on saturday he was making a cock of himself and selling bikes at the wrong prices ! So i pulled him to one side and said "Look your not really up to this yet, i'll find you some other things to do and we'll go through sales next week ?" and he said yeah fine etc etc etc........So i said "can you pop down the hardware shop (it's a ten minuite walk XD) and" then he goes "Oh yeah, want a tin of tartan paint ? fook off !" and i said "No ! I want you to get a new bubble in the spirit level, it's not in the middle anymore ! See !".............. It was so funny..............Got a call from the hardware store asking if we'd sent someone in to have the bubble taken out of a spirit level, at the same time as a doris came in to return one !!!!!! So he told this doris to fu#k off and go back to work and left Liam standing there in the shop !!!!! Leg-end.... Jarrod

The Moral of the story ? ? ? ? YOU CANT HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT !!!!!! HAHAHAHAAHA FUNK YEAH !!!! Jarrod

OH MY FOOKIN GOD !!!!!!!! I went to pompey yesterday, to see an old friend....That i REALLLLLLY got the hots for. I had cut my hair off (for the mohawk,but i didn't do it straight so i cut it all off !) and i didn't know what or who she was (not that it bothered me !) but on the train on the way there (in my tartan trousers, wearing creeprs !) And all i could think was....I look like a cock ? Becouse everyone around me was wearing suits, (i i had lost my ticket so i bunked into first class and pretended to be asleep !) and i looked like a propper punk !!!!! Thank fook she was a rockabilly !!!!!!! She's fookin hawt too ! She's coming round next monday !!! Jarrod

About 2 foot i s'pose......................... Jarrod [Edit] That was ment to be 2 minuites, it's a bit early for me.

In eastleigh theres a white 4 door mk2, and it looks like the engines blown and he dosen't know what to do...........Becouse i saw him pushing it onto the grass so he could wash his windows........Knocked on the door every sunday since crimbo (my dads parents live in eastleigh and we go to see em') and theres never anyone there....I think 300 quid would buy it XD Jarrod

You mean you didn't take an offer on your wifes nan ? Jarrod

Mk dad cut his thumb off in an xr4x4, he rolled it three times on the way back from the pub, dropped his fag in the process and the car landed on it's side. as he was climbing ou he saw his fag and bent down to pick it up, and the door shut on his hand severing his thumb..............So he pushed it onto the wheels and drove it 10 miles home with blood gushing from his thumb.....pulls up outside (in a bit of a state) and comes to the door, blood all over himself, my mum goes "Oh no ! not again ! Who was it this time !" and he goes "It was that Fukin tree that jumped out in front of me ! Are you scared of blood ?" then he pulled his hands out from behind his back, half a thumb in his hand....And my mum fainted fell forwards and broke her nose !!!!! HAHAHA Thats my youngest memory He's knows as "One thumb johnny" "The one thumb hero" and Gt...... But yeah. 4X4's are a it gassy but great motors !!!!!! Jarrod

Only just got that................... Jarrod

I Agree Sumo ! Tony Blair gives them everything and then says they must learn out language, so they decide no ! were not giving anyting back ! and burn efigy's of him in the streets ! We need a REAL politition, not some money grabing politically correct one. They need to be put into there place, Not ours !!!!!!! Jarrod

We need to get tough. We (ourselves) need to stand and voice our true opinions ! Why don't we go over there and blow up ALL there air ports ? Blow up there public transports ? Blow up there family's ? Take there loved ones hostage and cut the Fukin heads off on national television ! There a bunch of Munters ! All this racist crap, when was the last time a white person said they were racially abused ? You can't even tell a "non english" person there wrong without being called racist ! Well fook that ! i'm not racist, i fukin love english people ! Jarrod Once again taking the whole "not my country" argument very personally.

What in hot rod gazette ? or is it his mag ? ? ? Jarrod

I'm not getting involved in the snap on argument I believe they are the best tools in the world. Fair enough my snap on tools are my dads old snap on, (Nearly all of it is anniversery edition) so the quality will differ. But i believe snap on are the best, and when your tools are your living you don't want to cut corners. END OF THE SNAP ON DISCUSSION. Jarrod

Bring a good kettle..... No seriously. BUY THE BEST TOOLS YOU CAN ! Don't spend ALL your money on tools, use your boss's tools first, then when you know it's for you........BUY THE BEST TOOLS YOU CAN ! Snap on if possiable. Your tools will earn your living, the more tools the more jobs, the more jobs the more money ! Do everything you are told and never argue with the boss ! Make lots of good tea, it will serve you well !!!! (These are words of young wisdom !) Jarrod

Who's going to shakey this sunday ? Nostalgia nats i believe. i'll be there !!!!! Jarrod

Ha. glad you liked that ! made me laugh re telling it too ! Jarrod

Had a couple of kids knock on my door a few times about my 100e ! I kept telling them politly "no" so they didn't egg my house....... Then one day about 15 of the little fookers knocked on the door "Wanna sell that old scrapper then" I was stood there in me boxers, bacon and egg in one hand knife in the other, and i go. "Look you little fook ! I'll give you one chance, seeing as you baught all you mates. If you can start it you can have it, Alright ? But if you can't fook off and leave me alone !" Naturally he couldnt start it......And the look on his mates faces ! So they all walk off, and i shouted SOOOOOOOO loud "TELL YA' SISTER TO STOP CHANGING HER LIPSTICK, MY COCK LOOKS LIKE A RAINBOW !" Them my mum came out and told me to stop being stupid Jarrod

"But it it old skool ?" It's a capper ! It's always gonna' be old skool !!!!!!!!!! I quite like the look of it and how it flows, it's nice to see something with an engine to match the plastic. Jarrod

Suits you sir ! Jarrod

Sweet ! They'll look tasty. KEEP THE CAPPER XD Jarrod

I Personaly think......... In this case the plastic is King AWESOME ! Do you really want to be like everyone else ? Cars like that are trend setters, think about when classic fords were in fast car ? DO IT !!!!!!!!! when it's all one piece it will flow nicely, i think it's one of the most origional and innovitive styles i've ever seen. Nice one Jarrod

Did anyone see the replica "The Car" Car from the film "The Car" at Bromley padgent ? ' That was a beast.........i've seen that thing on the road and it FLY's !!!!! Jarrod