Muttley MK2

I have just got home tonight after running out of fuel in the capper. The fuel gauge was still above the bottom of the gauge and it has gone below that b4. Any way, after going to get fuel in a can I tried to start her but the sodding battery went flat b4 the fuel pumped through! I had got the car two wheels on the kerb but I was on a double red line! So I phoned a mate who said he would be there in ten mins with jump leads. Whilst I waited a Police Transit pulled up behind me, I got out and spoke to the doris in the passenger seat and asked if they had some jump leads. She replied "we dont carry them and I can nick you for being on a double red cos running out of fuel is not a breakdown!" I was amazed at this response, then she said she was making a note in her pocket book and if I was not gone in ten mins she would nick me!! So much for any hope of some kind of aid So I have kinda changed my attitude now "All coppers ARE bastards"

Pizza chips and salad cream, Quality

Minichamps do a cool rs 3100 same colours, 40 squid on the bay

Bloody hell she looks good for her age

Howdy dudey

Thats go to be Finland! I dont think them twats can read pace notes

Dont for one second think that they cant do this if they want to! My 1989 Merc 408 Recovery truck will be scrap in six months time along with thousands of others like it. I have the choice of trying to fit a Euro IV compliant engine, circa 6 to 8,000 pounds. Fitting a catylst exhaust system, circa 3 to 4,000 pounds or buying a newer compliant vehicle, 20.000 pounds and up!!! L E Z, I believed it would not happen and I signed an E petition to stop it! The kind folks at TFL ignored it and went ahead. They dont give a shit about the likes of us so get used to it!!

OSF trivia for ya, what used to be cast onto large ford parts (Blocks heads etc) before it was the ford script and before it was fomoco?

Yeah less than your average mk1 rs2000

God almighty, get used to it! There have been double standards since time began. There will always be those who take the piss, and theres nowt you can do about it. Years back when I worked in the salvage trade we used to get Coppers from the stolen car squad raiding our yard looking for ringers and nicked motors. When they found some (there was always a few about, nudge nudge) they would expect a bung of a few hundred sovs and then they would fack off happy! This does not mean all coppers are bent and I never see them as nothing more than ordinary folks doing a job of work. They are not super human, just human

Cool car! I had a 73 El Camino SS, Chevrolets version of a sports pick up. I miss the car but not its 8 to 9 mpg thirst

And another one I went to see them perform Funky Gibbon on TOTP with Tony Blackburn jeez what an admission

Howdy dudey, and you are very welcome P.S Gotta be 5 speed!

Want to go but dont know when it is, or how to go about registering for it. Any one enlighten me??

The more the merrier I say

Howdy dudey

Howdy y'all

Nope, thats total cack!! And thats from someone who remembers the seventies!

Only if I could make the twat eat his feckin stoopid hat!

I stopped listening to radio stations with playlists long ago, they bloody play everything to death! Try Radio 2, its not just for oldies like me

Figures

Drink all the Grolsch and then you'll be pissed enough so the fosters will go down nicely

Looks ok to me, bit rally stylee at that ride height, dare I say that not everyone likes their exhaust dragging on the floor

yeah and get knocked off and die. Been thrashing the guts off bikes since my first Z1b kwak in 1974 and I aint got knocked off yet, and the last time I looked I was still alive!

About twenty years ago I gave my brother a set of mk1 escy two up two down brackets with a pair of dipping oscars and a pair of super oscars on them. When I saw the price of this stuff rocketing I gave him a ring to enquire if he still had them. Feckin twat had given them to the scouts for a jumble in 1999, GIT