Slik 50

How on earth did you guess

You have no worrys no hassle and no ties. you are 13, you can go out and play football until the cows come home. Then when you come home you will have your tea made for you and you probably wont have to wash up afterwards. You can sit in you bedroom and play a guitar or play with yourself without anyone hassaling you for anything. You come home from school dump all your gear in the hall way watch cartoons then go and hang out with your mates until its time for a shower before bed. Then when you wake up, you put on freshly washed and ironed cloaths that the cleaning fairy has kindly put back in your draws for you, then you are handed your dinner money and bus fair and then your of for another 9 - 3:30 slog! And you feel depressed Sorry if I sound like an arse but I would love to swap lifes with you for a few weeks. I could do with a holiday

Have you looked in the fridge?

If your mates had any sense they would leave the girls well alone! Sounds to me mate you have it cushty I know a few gay guys, and they are rolling in cash, Flash apartment and flash motors, plasma tvs and cool sound systems! I also know quite a few lesbian couples who dont have a pot to piss in! Tells you somthing there mate Stay away from women

I went out with a bird once who went to work with odd shoes on. When she realised she rang her mum to ask if she could bring the correct shoes to work for her. Forgeting to tell her mum which odd shoes she had on her mum brought all her shoes with her and insted of just swapping one shoe she swaped both so she still had odd shoes on! The same girl also didnt understand what the red light on her dash was lighting up for until her engine ran out of oil and seized! She also washed her mouth out with blaech instead of mouthwash! and whilst on the phone to her best freind, took an empty cup in the kitchen and instead of puting the dirty cup in the washing up bowl, she put the phone in instead! Needless to say the relationship didnt last long

Happy birthday mate hope you have a good time tonight

Love it mate, That front end is beutifull.

Yeh it was another good turn out, a lot of it I have seen before though. Its just a shame there are so many shiters turn up! Im not disrispecting peoples decisions to customise there cars in what ever fasion they choose but WTF. Also the amount of probes wasnt funny, I think they took up the much needed space for less chavvy cars! good day though

Schutz (sp) is good stuff

R.I.P. Colin

I have no idea mate where we park, There is a lot of surrounding streets but Im taking the 406 rather than the escort!

Look realy good mate

its always a good feeling when they pass a test

persivier with the escort mate! you still have another 4 years untill your road legal and you will only look back and wish that you never got rid of it!

Mate I deffo wouldnt use 5.1 for everday use as its a (correct me if im wrong) synthetic fluid. OK its good for go karts and fast track use were your brakes are constantly under load. But it dosnt absorb moisture! If you use 5.1 and dont change the fluid and flush your lines out properly you get a build up of water in your lines and they could corrode from the inside out or it could build up in your calipers! stick with the 4.1 mate as you are just using it for every day and occasional track action you dont need 5.1.

WTF Dont sell it !

I've been in touch with the organiser by telephone who said all the passes have gone. If you don't have one, you will not get into the show area and will have to park elsewhere. Thats crap Last year it was first com first serve

Sorry Jo, It was ace, Loads of real cool cars probably about 1500 in total

Im there but im in the wifes "westwood style pimp my ride" escort

Bought a copy yesterday Brilliant feature. The rest of the mag was shite though

Im going In the wifes escort But I would be there for 8:30 - 9:00 if you want to park in the show area It gets busy real quick

Being the groom is a pice of cake compaird to what the best man has to go through I have been a groom once and a best man twice mate and I would rather get devorced then remarried then be a best man again

Thats the one The last one with the van is so funny, I think the passenger will wear his seat belt in the future