They're just crap. 4 hours to get the fooking wiper linkage out, which involves removing just about everything in front on the screen and the glovebox and speedo!?! Everything is razor sharp, or so fragile it breaks when you look at it. It's pissed oil all over the workshop floor, and because it belongs to my loved one, it's taking priority over my fiesta engine rebuild, so that's not getting done, so i'm not going to make it to the Pod this weekend, so im pissed off, and i've missed my tea, my hands look like i've been fighting a cat, and my back hurts from crouching in the boot/bonnet/load space/whateverthefookyouwanttocallitwhydon'tyoubuildyoursillylittlecartherightwayround!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aaaaaahhh, . . . . breathe, breathe.
Anyone fancy nicking it? . . .