ZetecVan 2.0 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 I had just left Jons workshop and was driving towards the motorway on a wide single carriage main road. Behind was an astra who was came screaming up behind and looked like he wanted to get past. I thought 'tinker lol' and put my foot down for a few hundred metres just to get away from him. He came screaming back up again, and was virtually driving down the middle of the road. I stopped at some lights and thought he must have been turning right. He drove up along side me. It was a 40 something bloke and his wife and her window was wound down. He shouted across 'Are you selling it?'. Um... No.
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 You should have replied... "No, I am driving it!"
Osgood Isgood Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 'Are you selling it?'. Or you could have replied... "No, is she?"
4parajon Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 Never mind any of that. What sort of bloke has me crawling over his car getting all dirty and he never even brought any cakes with him I have a figure to maintain you know
Pye Man Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 Never mind any of that.What sort of bloke has me crawling over his car getting all dirty and he never even brought any cakes with him I have a figure to maintain you know Shocking!!!
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Posted May 23, 2007 Never mind any of that.What sort of bloke has me crawling over his car getting all dirty and he never even brought any cakes with him I have a figure to maintain you know Are those barm cakes or cream cakes? I brought my van. What more did you want, porky?
ZetecVan 2.0 Posted May 23, 2007 Author Report Posted May 23, 2007 'Are you selling it?'. Or you could have replied... "No, is she?" Quality answer... The area of Manchester I was driving through at the time, the answer was probably 'Yes'.
105Speed Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 Thats why we did the 'NOT FOR SALE' stickers.... Wilko on the 105Speed forum had a similar experience, being chased down the A14 by a Mitsubishi Warrior full of pikeys trying to buy his Anglia van.
Osgood Isgood Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 Wilko on the 105Speed forum had a similar experience, being chased down the A14 by a Mitsubishi Warrior full of pikeys trying to buy his Anglia van. I once had a Shogun full of "do as you likeys pull up next to me" in my 2000E. The one nearest was full of compliments and then asked "where do you keep it at night" I replied "I'm hardly like to tell you am I" Luckily they fell about laughing!
Trevmk3 Posted May 23, 2007 Report Posted May 23, 2007 ive had about 4 people in the last few months ask me if im selling my escort, i tell them about the site and give them a flyer, have never seen one of them on here yet so they cant of been that serious about buying
4parajon Posted May 24, 2007 Report Posted May 24, 2007 Quality answer... The area of Manchester I was driving through at the time, the answer was probably 'Yes'. I'll have you know we only have the highest class of addicts, tramps and prossies round here
4parajon Posted May 24, 2007 Report Posted May 24, 2007 Never mind any of that.What sort of bloke has me crawling over his car getting all dirty and he never even brought any cakes with him I have a figure to maintain you know Are those barm cakes or cream cakes? I brought my van. What more did you want, porky? Either would have been good mate
Jimbob-Squarepants © Posted May 24, 2007 Report Posted May 24, 2007 Never mind any of that.What sort of bloke has me crawling over his car getting all dirty and he never even brought any cakes with him I have a figure to maintain you know Out of order Mr. Van!!! I feel your pain & general disappointment Brother Jon
Doc Posted May 24, 2007 Report Posted May 24, 2007 Bloke last night comes over asking if he could buy the x pack ! Told me he wanted to replace his rare model that he had ................. what was it i asked ............ the 5.7litre terminator special he said ! only sold through specialists tinker lol
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